For anything not too serious.
The Simply Red singer arrested for sh*gging rabbits!
Police said they caught him holding back the ears and
that he had problems getting it in cos the bunnies are
too tight to mention.
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An overweight blonde visited her dietician who advised her to run four miles a day for 300 days. After 300 days she phoned back and said: "I've lost three stones but I'm 1,200 miles from home".
A man goes to the doctor and says: "My brother thinks he's a chicken. He's been like it for two...
An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar.
The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when suddenly the Irishman cried out:
A shepherd is herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a
brand-new BMW advances out of the dust cloud towards him. The
driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban
sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the
"If I tell you exactly how many sheep...
Interesting diversion - see if you're any good at predicting the future markets...with celebrities as the companies you are investing in. Celebdaq gives you £10k to spend how you will on various celebs. If they are in the papers or mentioned on TV etc their price goes up - if they've done something...
Have you heard of the Russian soft drinks delivery man?
His name is I. Dropalotapopov.
After her husband dies a woman rings her local paper to place a 'Deaths' notice. Hard up, she asks to put just 'Fred dead'.
"There's a minimum of five words" says the sales girl.
The woman thinks for a...
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anyone know what happened to the brains trust?
Today is the 1,970th annirversary of our saviour being nailed to a tree for our sins.
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A man brings a very pretty girl to a jewellery shop. He asks for the best necklace in stock. After rejecting all the cheaper items, he settles on a US$1.000.000 ruby necklace.
"Wrap it for her, - he orders, - And bill my bank next week".
The shop manager is confused. "I'm sorry, we can only...
Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a girl.
There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it appears in liquid form.
The drug is being used by female predators...
Saddam Hussein's son, Uday, comes home from shopping with all of the
groceries ina cardboard box.
"Uday, why have you brought all of the shopping home in a cardboard box?"
"there's no bag, Dad."
When Bill Gates died he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house -- a beautiful six-bedroom home, with grounds and a pool.
Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was walkking through one of...
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What if Saddam Hussein survived the bombing last week, but lost a leg . . .
How pissed-off do you think his doubles would be?
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