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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: test please delete

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    Started by sasguru, 4th November 2005 13:16
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  1. On this historic day ...

    When our Iron Chancellor (at last I realise where our roger found that term) announces our position on Euro entry it is worth reflecting on why the Danes have not joined so far.

    Started by fiddleabout, 9th June 2003 07:49
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  2. I've been waiting for this for over 2 years ...

    Most of the donations to ********* are pretty cr@p but this one made me laugh. Then again I'm easily amused.

    Started by fiddleabout, 2nd June 2003 07:56
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  3. BARS

    Control Risks Group 29 May 2003 Summaries: Executive Update Europe & the FSU The World Health Organization (WHO) has...

    Started by TheDoctor, 30th May 2003 10:16
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  4. >>Subject: Iraq

    >> >>"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation >>Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation >>Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells >>'OIL.'" - Jay Leno >> >>"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to >>divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium...

    Started by mike1086, 4th April 2003 14:25
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  5. Newsflash: Mike Hucknall

    The Simply Red singer arrested for sh*gging rabbits! Police said they caught him holding back the ears and that he had problems getting it in cos the bunnies are too tight to mention.

    Started by Sysman, 12th May 2003 08:30
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  6. FOR SALE

    WEST HAMED OF SEASON SALE West Ham TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99 West Ham VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan £9:99 West Ham...

    Started by mike1086, 16th May 2003 15:24
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  7. Jokelets

    An overweight blonde visited her dietician who advised her to run four miles a day for 300 days. After 300 days she phoned back and said: "I've lost three stones but I'm 1,200 miles from home". A man goes to the doctor and says: "My brother thinks he's a chicken. He's been like it for two...

    Started by sgrollitt, 14th May 2003 06:50
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    15th May 2003 08:31 Go to last post
  8. jesus

    An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when suddenly the Irishman cried out: "My...

    Started by mike1086, 13th May 2003 15:59
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  9. Sheep Count

    A shepherd is herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep...

    Started by Pinto, 13th May 2003 15:59
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  10. Celebdaq

    Interesting diversion - see if you're any good at predicting the future markets...with celebrities as the companies you are investing in. Celebdaq gives you £10k to spend how you will on various celebs. If they are in the papers or mentioned on TV etc their price goes up - if they've done something...

    Started by TheDoctor, 8th May 2003 15:45
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  11. Funny

    Have you heard of the Russian soft drinks delivery man? His name is I. Dropalotapopov. After her husband dies a woman rings her local paper to place a 'Deaths' notice. Hard up, she asks to put just 'Fred dead'. "There's a minimum of five words" says the sales girl. The woman thinks for a...

    Started by sgrollitt, 8th May 2003 06:41
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  12. Free gift for all visitors ..

    ********* is pleased to present all our visitors with this *free* gift This offer is promoted exclusively on Contractor UK Be the first to get yours !!!

    Started by fiddleabout, 1st May 2003 09:16
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  13. A gift for the partner who has everything

    Golden

    Started by xoggoth, 28th April 2003 21:38
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  14. TBT

    anyone know what happened to the brains trust?

    Started by arfwit, 28th April 2003 13:04
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  15. *Fake* Nokia cam-phone advert.

    www.bordergatewayprotocol...ia_vid.avi

    Started by threaded, 19th April 2003 12:39
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  16. Good Friday

    Today is the 1,970th annirversary of our saviour being nailed to a tree for our sins. Click, hold drag and release. www.mxfiles.kneib.biz/dra...ezial.html

    Started by Villain, 18th April 2003 15:07
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  17. Jewellery Shop

    A man brings a very pretty girl to a jewellery shop. He asks for the best necklace in stock. After rejecting all the cheaper items, he settles on a US$1.000.000 ruby necklace. "Wrap it for her, - he orders, - And bill my bank next week". The shop manager is confused. "I'm sorry, we can only...

    Started by Cloggs, 17th April 2003 15:45
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  18. Warning - Beer

    Important Notice Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a girl. There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it appears in liquid form. The drug is being used by female predators...

    Started by TheDoctor, 15th April 2003 09:15
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  19. Baghdad

    Saddam Hussein's son, Uday, comes home from shopping with all of the groceries ina cardboard box. Saddam says "Uday, why have you brought all of the shopping home in a cardboard box?" "Because" says Uday, "there's no bag, Dad."

    Started by mike1086, 9th April 2003 16:50
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  20. Heavenly Gates

    Heavenly Gates When Bill Gates died he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house -- a beautiful six-bedroom home, with grounds and a pool. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven. One day, he was walkking through one of...

    Started by Cloggs, 12th April 2003 08:25
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