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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: test please delete

    jdjdsjd

    Started by sasguru, 4th November 2005 13:16
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  1. Dont shag the mother in law

    A lucky bloke meets the girl of his dreams but unfortunately her mother will not leave him alone. After a couple of weeks his bird goes out shopping and the mother stands in front of him, gets her t*ts out and pulls her knickers down, she lies down on the couch saying '***** me big boy' '***** me...

    Started by EternalOptimist, 14th June 2003 16:46
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  2. Twenty20 Cricket

    Went to see Middlesex Crusaders vs Hampshire hawks yesterday at Uxbridge CC. Was quite a good laugh and you got to see some decent players (Razzaq, Akram, Mullaly, Roffe) up close. No barriers of any kind so that at the end of each inning about 500 kids invaded the pitch for autographs. It was all...

    Started by TheDoctor, 24th June 2003 13:32
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  3. Divine Domain

    Like anything, it had all started out as a bit of a laugh. The idea was admittedly conceived over a heady mix of Young’s Real Ale and cheap Ouzo, the latter having been brought back from a last-minute holiday to Greece four years ago. The bottle had festered, like a forgotten weapon of mass...

    Started by Board Game Geek, 21st June 2003 02:33
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  4. Beckhams....yawn!

    Is it just me or are people just getting sick of this Beckham saga...the whole thing is great for the Beckham PR camp, increasing his profile across the globe. :\ :\ :\ :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

    Started by Darren U, 11th June 2003 08:39
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  5. On this historic day ...

    When our Iron Chancellor (at last I realise where our roger found that term) announces our position on Euro entry it is worth reflecting on why the Danes have not joined so far.

    Started by fiddleabout, 9th June 2003 07:49
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  6. I've been waiting for this for over 2 years ...

    Most of the donations to ********* are pretty cr@p but this one made me laugh. Then again I'm easily amused.

    Started by fiddleabout, 2nd June 2003 07:56
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  7. BARS

    Control Risks Group 29 May 2003 Summaries: Executive Update Europe & the FSU The World Health Organization (WHO) has...

    Started by TheDoctor, 30th May 2003 10:16
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  8. >>Subject: Iraq

    >> >>"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation >>Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation >>Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells >>'OIL.'" - Jay Leno >> >>"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to >>divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium...

    Started by mike1086, 4th April 2003 14:25
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  9. Newsflash: Mike Hucknall

    The Simply Red singer arrested for sh*gging rabbits! Police said they caught him holding back the ears and that he had problems getting it in cos the bunnies are too tight to mention.

    Started by Sysman, 12th May 2003 08:30
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  10. FOR SALE

    WEST HAMED OF SEASON SALE West Ham TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99 West Ham VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan £9:99 West Ham...

    Started by mike1086, 16th May 2003 15:24
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  11. Jokelets

    An overweight blonde visited her dietician who advised her to run four miles a day for 300 days. After 300 days she phoned back and said: "I've lost three stones but I'm 1,200 miles from home". A man goes to the doctor and says: "My brother thinks he's a chicken. He's been like it for two...

    Started by sgrollitt, 14th May 2003 06:50
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  12. jesus

    An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when suddenly the Irishman cried out: "My...

    Started by mike1086, 13th May 2003 15:59
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  13. Sheep Count

    A shepherd is herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep...

    Started by Pinto, 13th May 2003 15:59
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  14. Celebdaq

    Interesting diversion - see if you're any good at predicting the future markets...with celebrities as the companies you are investing in. Celebdaq gives you £10k to spend how you will on various celebs. If they are in the papers or mentioned on TV etc their price goes up - if they've done something...

    Started by TheDoctor, 8th May 2003 15:45
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  15. Funny

    Have you heard of the Russian soft drinks delivery man? His name is I. Dropalotapopov. After her husband dies a woman rings her local paper to place a 'Deaths' notice. Hard up, she asks to put just 'Fred dead'. "There's a minimum of five words" says the sales girl. The woman thinks for a...

    Started by sgrollitt, 8th May 2003 06:41
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  16. Free gift for all visitors ..

    ********* is pleased to present all our visitors with this *free* gift This offer is promoted exclusively on Contractor UK Be the first to get yours !!!

    Started by fiddleabout, 1st May 2003 09:16
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  17. A gift for the partner who has everything

    Golden

    Started by xoggoth, 28th April 2003 21:38
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  18. TBT

    anyone know what happened to the brains trust?

    Started by arfwit, 28th April 2003 13:04
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  19. *Fake* Nokia cam-phone advert.

    www.bordergatewayprotocol...ia_vid.avi

    Started by threaded, 19th April 2003 12:39
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  20. Good Friday

    Today is the 1,970th annirversary of our saviour being nailed to a tree for our sins. Click, hold drag and release. www.mxfiles.kneib.biz/dra...ezial.html

    Started by Villain, 18th April 2003 15:07
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