No.3 in a series of Concert Going Routines (or how to act in front of
a mirror with the stereo up real loud.)
BOPALONGA ZEPPELIN
This week...Whole Lotta Love
Step 1.
The Riff - feet slightly apart, head down with slow nods, hands in
basic air guitar position.
Step 2.
First 'Der der, der der, der der, der der dun, der der' bit - legs
further apart, head back. fingers slightly tensed to squeeze out the
notes, slight look of pain on face.
Step 3.
Screamy bit - Legs wide, head down, left hand on air guitar, right
fist clenched tight and held high ready to give the guitar some welly
when it comes back in again.
Step 4.
Solo (high spot) - basic crash position, knees on floor, head back,
moderate agony on face with optional tongue out. Hands tight enough
for veins to stick out. Optional 'Whoa yeah!' scream as you hit the
floor.
Next month - We will concentrate on advanced shop window dummy
immobility and general poor dress sense as we get
to grips with 'West End Girls' by the Pet Shop Boys.
a mirror with the stereo up real loud.)
BOPALONGA ZEPPELIN
This week...Whole Lotta Love
Step 1.
The Riff - feet slightly apart, head down with slow nods, hands in
basic air guitar position.
Step 2.
First 'Der der, der der, der der, der der dun, der der' bit - legs
further apart, head back. fingers slightly tensed to squeeze out the
notes, slight look of pain on face.
Step 3.
Screamy bit - Legs wide, head down, left hand on air guitar, right
fist clenched tight and held high ready to give the guitar some welly
when it comes back in again.
Step 4.
Solo (high spot) - basic crash position, knees on floor, head back,
moderate agony on face with optional tongue out. Hands tight enough
for veins to stick out. Optional 'Whoa yeah!' scream as you hit the
floor.
Next month - We will concentrate on advanced shop window dummy
immobility and general poor dress sense as we get
to grips with 'West End Girls' by the Pet Shop Boys.
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