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BOPALONGA ZEPPELIN

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    BOPALONGA ZEPPELIN

    No.3 in a series of Concert Going Routines (or how to act in front of
    a mirror with the stereo up real loud.)


    BOPALONGA ZEPPELIN
    This week...Whole Lotta Love

    Step 1.
    The Riff - feet slightly apart, head down with slow nods, hands in
    basic air guitar position.

    Step 2.
    First 'Der der, der der, der der, der der dun, der der' bit - legs
    further apart, head back. fingers slightly tensed to squeeze out the
    notes, slight look of pain on face.

    Step 3.
    Screamy bit - Legs wide, head down, left hand on air guitar, right
    fist clenched tight and held high ready to give the guitar some welly
    when it comes back in again.

    Step 4.
    Solo (high spot) - basic crash position, knees on floor, head back,
    moderate agony on face with optional tongue out. Hands tight enough
    for veins to stick out. Optional 'Whoa yeah!' scream as you hit the
    floor.

    Next month - We will concentrate on advanced shop window dummy
    immobility and general poor dress sense as we get
    to grips with 'West End Girls' by the Pet Shop Boys.

    #2
    showing your age a tad?

    kids today want the latest niggaz rap attitude, innit.

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