How often do you wash your sheets?

[Freaki Li Cuatre]

Survey reveals that 12% of Londoners change their sheets once every 2 months.

That's f****g rank!!!

I loathe dirty people. I had somebody sat next to me on a train the other day and he flippin' well reeked to high heaven.

I have no compunction in admitting that I'd happily see these dirty scumbags rounded up, stripped naked and hosed down in public in order to humiliate them into learning a bit of personal hygiene.

And as for people who don't wash their hands after using the loo? Well, I think we should just shoot them.

Wonder what UKIP's view is on this?

[MicrosoftBob]

Vote UKIP!

[MarillionFan]

The wife has to change ours every morning.

Suity.

[BrilloPad]

I wash mine every 6 months whether they need them or not.

MrsMF has to wash them every time after I pop over as she is a squirter. Not that MF has ever noticed as hes never been able to make her cum.

[MarillionFan]

I wash mine every 6 months once they start to talk to me and tell me to go out and kill prostitutes because I didn't get custody.

Dirty filthy child stealing whores.

Brillopad.

[BrilloPad]

I wash mine every 6 months once they start to talk to me and tell me to go out and kill prostitutes because I didn't get custody.

Dirty filthy child stealing whores.

Brillopad.

Don't I have to get a job as a lorry driver before I can kill whores?

[scooterscot]

The cleaner changes them weekly.

What's this 'you' business?

[MarillionFan]

Don't I have to get a job as a lorry driver before I can kill whores?

Murder victim named as Thai prostitute | Stuff.co.nz

Has anyone heard from Gonzo lately???

[northernladuk]

Bearing in mind how multicultural London is now I am surprised 12% of Londoners have sheets.

[mudskipper]

Not as often as I should, and seldom enough that you'd be shocked how scummy I am if I actually confessed how rarely that is.

Will prioritise for this weekend...