A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazon rainforest.
Explain how this burns my turkey on Christmas Day.
10 Marks.
Explain how this burns my turkey on Christmas Day.
10 Marks.
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Originally posted by aardvark View Postits.
Do you guys need some literate proof readers?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You're a tulip cook. The butterfly is irrelevant.Originally posted by suityou01 View Post"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Child from Kawahiva tribe see's pretty butterfly
Child tells father about pretty butterfly making him late for work on the coffee plantation (a job he resents but needs must as the contractors in the UK all bought expensive mahogany furniture causing a biodiversity disaster in the area which leaves no free fertile land to tend)
Price of coffee goes up because of lost production
Suity01 buys supermarket own brand coffee
Suity02 sends him back as she doesn't want cheap crap
Suity01 buys a bottle of single malt whilst he's there
Suity01 drinks single malt and falls asleep whilst in charge of Turkey on xmas day
Burnt turkey
It happens all the time.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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For that attention to detail I will give 10 marks. Go to the top of the class.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Portly father of four burns a turkey in Luton on Christmas Day. Somewhere in the Channel Islands, an Investment Bank suffers a catastrophic IT failure. Coincidence or a common cause?Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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