Causal Friday

[suityou01]

Portly father of four burns a turkey in Luton on Christmas Day. Somewhere in the Channel Islands, an Investment Bank suffers a catastrophic IT failure. Coincidence or a common cause?

Ya swine.

[hyperD]

Portly father of four burns a turkey in Luton on Christmas Day. Somewhere in the Channel Islands, an Investment Bank suffers a catastrophic IT failure. Coincidence or a common cause?

[Old Greg]

Portly father of four burns a turkey in Luton on Christmas Day. Somewhere in the Channel Islands, an Investment Bank suffers a catastrophic IT failure. Coincidence or a common cause?

[mudskipper]

A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazon rainforest.

Explain how this burns my turkey on Christmas Day.

10 Marks.

Marks? Thought they were in the Euro now.

[suityou01]

Child from Kawahiva tribe see's pretty butterfly
Child tells father about pretty butterfly making him late for work on the coffee plantation (a job he resents but needs must as the contractors in the UK all bought expensive mahogany furniture causing a biodiversity disaster in the area which leaves no free fertile land to tend)
Price of coffee goes up because of lost production
Suity01 buys supermarket own brand coffee
Suity02 sends him back as she doesn't want cheap crap
Suity01 buys a bottle of single malt whilst he's there
Suity01 drinks single malt and falls asleep whilst in charge of Turkey on xmas day
Burnt turkey

It happens all the time.

For that attention to detail I will give 10 marks. Go to the top of the class.

[gingerjedi]

Child from Kawahiva tribe see's pretty butterfly
Child tells father about pretty butterfly making him late for work on the coffee plantation (a job he resents but needs must as the contractors in the UK all bought expensive mahogany furniture causing a biodiversity disaster in the area which leaves no free fertile land to tend)
Price of coffee goes up because of lost production
Suity01 buys supermarket own brand coffee
Suity02 sends him back as she doesn't want cheap crap
Suity01 buys a bottle of single malt whilst he's there
Suity01 drinks single malt and falls asleep whilst in charge of Turkey on xmas day
Burnt turkey

It happens all the time.

[DaveB]

A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazon rainforest.

Explain how this burns my turkey on Christmas Day.

10 Marks.

You're a tulip cook. The butterfly is irrelevant.

[suityou01]

its.

Do you guys need some literate proof readers?

[aardvark]

A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazon rainforest.

Explain how this burns my turkey on Christmas Day.

10 Marks.

its.

Do you guys need some literate proof readers?

[suityou01]

A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazon rainforest.

Explain how this burns my turkey on Christmas Day.

10 Marks.