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    Are you a Fatty-Fatty-Fat-Fat Bloater, who ate-all-the-pies?

    If so I would suggest stepping away from the online-dating sites and getting some action down at the gym?

    Oxford is overrated, but they do have some lovely spires...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Terrible attempt

    I think Kent Philips sockie master is behind this.
    Agreed.
    Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Can we go Dutch?

    I'll buy dinner and the rest of the night is on you....

    Buy me dinner, I'll make you breakfast

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    A/S/L?

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    Light relief thread?
    'CUK forum personality of 2011' - Winner

    Yes really!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scruff View Post

    Oxford is overrated, but they do have some lovely spires...
    I can show her a lovely spire if she'd stop skipping off during dinner
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Now, who is it who always spells "cue" as "queue"...
    Someone without a Qlue ??
    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 20SomethingOxfordGirl View Post
    Buy me dinner, I'll make you breakfast
    no for real eeww factor you need:

    If I buy you dinner, can I sort your eggs for breakfast?

    (comes from the CUK dating book!)

    Avoid any offer to go up the OXO tower!

    Its OK if he wants to watch films about Gladiators.

    No one has asked for a picture yet either, standards are dropping.
    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I assume Oxford born and bred as opposed to Uni. Your grammar is tulip.

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