Last day in the office checklist.

[DaveB]

Last day today.

Browser history cleared.
Bookmarks deleted.
Fileshare cleaned up and recycle bin emptied.
Relevant documentation copied and mailed to my web mail account.
Bodies hidden.
Evidence destroyed.
Incriminating materiel planted on the laptops of those who deserve it.
On a promise with the MD's PA later.

Anything I've forgotten?

[ThomasSoerensen]

Final pot noodle in the toilets.

[DaveB]

Final pot noodle in the toilets.

Only if the PA is crap

[Mich the Tester]

anything i've forgotten?

get timesheet signed!

[Alf W]

Stationery cupboard raid?

[DaveB]

get timesheet signed!

<cough> Permie <cough>

[Spacecadet]

<cough> Permie <cough>

make sure any subscriptions you've used the work email account for have been updated to use a different email

[Mich the Tester]

Place easter egg in HR system.

[DaveB]

Place easter egg in HR system.

I laid an "egg" in the HR managers desk drawer. Does that count?

[Sysman]

make sure any subscriptions you've used the work email account for have been updated to use a different email

Clear out work email account.