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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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SO, once the "seasonally adjusted" figures are worked out, because employment has gone down, the statement in the Daily Express won't stand up.
Also, the Daily Express implies people coming in and nicking our jobs, without making it clear they mean "people not born in the UK". That includes all manner of British Citizens, 2nd generation Brits, white colonials coming here (e.g. the bloody Ozzies, Kiwis and Saffas) and so on.
What I wanna know is: do Intra-Company Transfers get counted?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI'm going to miss you when you get a job...
Although his analyses are usually better thought-out than mine.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Code:Sampling variability of Labour Force Survey estimates: September to November 2010 __________________________________________________________________________________________ ¦ ¦ ¦ Sampling ¦ ¦ Sampling ¦ Sampling ¦ ¦ variability ¦ ¦ variability ¦ variability ¦ Change on ¦ of change ¦ Change ¦ of change Level ¦ of level ¦ quarter ¦ on quarter ¦ on year ¦ on year ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Employment (000s) 29,089 ¦ ± 155 ¦ -69 ¦ ± 131 ¦ 184 ¦ ± 205 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WE'RE TALKING MARGIN-OF-ERROR FIGURES, FFS.
APFU, it's all a Heap of Wank™.
BREAKING NEWS: The Daily Express is allMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostInteresting. Seriously.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhat's that dripping sound? Can you hear that SY01? Sounds like it might be upstairs...
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
BREAKING NEWS: The Daily Express is all
As Prince Philip once said, about 80 years ago "The Express really is a bloody awful paper!"
(The only reference Google finds, searching on ' "prince phillip" "bloody awful paper" ' is here DOH! )Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostInteresting. Seriously.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt's SY02
Gosh!
I'm surprised you need the heating on at all.
Still, as they say, "Keep your pecker up".My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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