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Let's just park this one before we get sasguru and AtW on here, loudly stating just what it is that they ARE inclined to beat, shall we?Originally posted by Drewster View PostI have no inclination to beat your breasts!!!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
What no jubblies, bazookas, mammaries, love pillows etc
Poor job. Only half done IMO.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I think this thread needs some in line images to clarifyOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat no jubblies, bazookas, mammaries, love pillows etc
Poor job. Only half done IMO.
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Originally posted by Troll View PostI think this thread needs some in line images to clarify
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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I think you have cross contamination. "Breast" could just have been part of the recipe for a Caesar salad.Originally posted by snaw View PostClearly I've to much time on my hands and only one thing on my mind, but I just had an urge to search word associations for the number of times we've reverted to womans jubbly bits, and here's the results (So far, not exactly extensive):
Boob - 14
Boobs - 11
Norks - 5
Tits - 13
Breast - 14
and the clear winner
Breasts - 44
beat that!!
Don't get me started on how many recipes I have containing Chicken Norks.Comment
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Norsk Kylling DelightOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI think you have cross contamination. "Breast" could just have been part of the recipe for a Caesar salad.
Don't get me started on how many recipes I have containing Chicken Norks.
*½ cup slivered green bell pepper
*¼ cup slivered pimiento
*2 cups cooked chicken
*¼ cup cooked sliced carrots
*¼ cup cooked sliced celery
*2 tbsp sherry wine
*6 tbsp butter
*½ cup flour
*¾ tsp salt
*⅛ tsp pepper
*1½ cup chicken broth
*1½ cup milkInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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