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    Norks

    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Clearly I've to much time on my hands and only one thing on my mind, but I just had an urge to search word associations for the number of times we've reverted to womans jubbly bits, and here's the results (So far, not exactly extensive):

    Boob - 14
    Boobs - 11
    Norks - 5
    Tits - 13
    Breast - 14

    and the clear winner

    Breasts - 44

    beat that!!
    I have no inclination to beat your breasts!!!

    #2
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    I have no inclination to beat your breasts!!!
    Let's just park this one before we get sasguru and AtW on here, loudly stating just what it is that they ARE inclined to beat, shall we?
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      What no jubblies, bazookas, mammaries, love pillows etc

      Poor job. Only half done IMO.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        What no jubblies, bazookas, mammaries, love pillows etc

        Poor job. Only half done IMO.
        I think this thread needs some in line images to clarify
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #5
          Originally posted by Troll View Post
          I think this thread needs some in line images to clarify
          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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            #6

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              #7
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              Clearly I've to much time on my hands and only one thing on my mind, but I just had an urge to search word associations for the number of times we've reverted to womans jubbly bits, and here's the results (So far, not exactly extensive):

              Boob - 14
              Boobs - 11
              Norks - 5
              Tits - 13
              Breast - 14

              and the clear winner

              Breasts - 44

              beat that!!
              I think you have cross contamination. "Breast" could just have been part of the recipe for a Caesar salad.

              Don't get me started on how many recipes I have containing Chicken Norks.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                I think you have cross contamination. "Breast" could just have been part of the recipe for a Caesar salad.

                Don't get me started on how many recipes I have containing Chicken Norks.
                Norsk Kylling Delight

                *½ cup slivered green bell pepper
                *¼ cup slivered pimiento
                *2 cups cooked chicken
                *¼ cup cooked sliced carrots
                *¼ cup cooked sliced celery
                *2 tbsp sherry wine
                *6 tbsp butter
                *½ cup flour
                *¾ tsp salt
                *⅛ tsp pepper
                *1½ cup chicken broth
                *1½ cup milk
                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                  #9
                  nork rise - Google Maps

                  http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&so...133.44,,2,4.75

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by threaded View Post
                    Is that from "Total Recall"?

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