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What? 12-year-old-boys?Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
Extra-small-condoms-for-12-year-old-boys-go-on-sale-in-Switzerland"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostCondoms are too small as it is. Strangling poor Mr Stiffy.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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12 years old !! having sex !!
I was far too busy programming my new Atari 520 ST to even think about sex, looking at Littlewoods catalogue underwear section was the raciest thing my group of mates got up to at that age..The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Erm, no!Originally posted by Paddy View PostExtra-small-condoms-for-12-year-old-boys-go-on-sale-in-Switzerland
What? 12-year-old-boys?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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If you mean 12 year old boys, try Thailand.Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
If you mean extra small condoms, I'd suggest Switzerland.Comment
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chef is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.Originally posted by chef View PostI was far too busy programming my new Atari 520 ST to even think about sex.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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The clue is in the thread title, but ta for the info.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIf you mean 12 year old boys, try Thailand.
If you mean extra small condoms, I'd suggest Switzerland.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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You don't have to put them on for a pot noodle you knowOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostCondoms are too small as it is. Strangling poor Mr Stiffy.
Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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