Didn't the Indians have a 'small size' range made especially for them?
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Yes he does. His mum is fed up with cleaning the curtains.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou don't have to put them on for a pot noodle you know
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I did wonder if the packets says "Made in Mumbai".Originally posted by Troll View PostDidn't the Indians have a 'small size' range made especially for them?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Viz tip: Condom too small? Simply use an old rugby sock instead.Hard Brexit now!
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No, cut off sections from an old cycle inner tube and glue one endOriginally posted by sasguru View PostViz tip: Condom too small? Simply use an old rugby sock instead."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Or get some old fashioned sausages and get the meat out of the sausage skins, then use those.Originally posted by Paddy View PostNo, cut off sections from an old cycle inner tube and glue one endHard Brexit now!
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The Gnome and Wear section of your local supermarket.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostAnyone know where I can get some?Comment
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All male ( female too if you prefer) posters should post pictures of their dangly bits so it is quite clear who is using extra small ones here.
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Go on then, you start...Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostAll male ( female too if you prefer) posters should post pictures of their dangly bits so it is quite clear who is using extra small ones here.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oh, all right thenOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGo on then, you start..."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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