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    #11
    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
    I suppose a wink and apot noodle are shallow versions of their real counterparts. And they both produce stains on the carpet and a vague sense of regret and self-loathing.
    And leave a bad taste in the mouth?

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      #12
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
      When you say wink is that in the traditional sense or the pot noodle sense?
      Is it possible to get murdered by that kind of wink?
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #13
        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
        My weekend plans often revolve around a Pot Noodle and a

        HTH
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          My weekend plans often revolve around a Pot Noodle and a

          HTH
          doesn't your eye get tired?

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            #15
            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
            That combination has been around for some time based on contractors living on the cheap. Pot noodle provides the meal and the wink is entertainment often quoted as "a contractors night in". HTH.

            See Charles Dickins: "Will you be joining us at the Dog and Duck this evening Pip? No sir, I was planning a contractors night in."
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #16
              Originally posted by boo.boo View Post
              doesn't your eye get tired?
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #17
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                That combination has been around for some time based on contractors living on the cheap. Pot noodle provides the meal and the wink is entertainment often quoted as "a contractors night in". HTH.

                See Charles Dickins: "Will you be joining us at the Dog and Duck this evening Pip? No sir, I was planning a contractors night in."

                I have been enlighted & made happy that my closest contact with a contractor is not paying them
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                  That combination has been around for some time based on contractors living on the cheap. Pot noodle provides the meal and the wink is entertainment often quoted as "a contractors night in". HTH.

                  See Charles Dickins: "Will you be joining us at the Dog and Duck this evening Pip? No sir, I was planning a contractors night in."
                  Very interesting. I didn't know that.

                  I know that I have been 'amusingly' describing my weekend activities as 'having a Pot Noodle and a wink' for some time.

                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                    I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
                    It's a quote from Chris Finch in The Office:

                    "Bump into the mate whose bird I've done... He says, 'Finchy, you look knackered,' and I'm thinking yeah, and you look like you've had a pot-noodle and a wank, mate."

                    Series 1, Episode 5, part 4, apparently

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by boo.boo View Post
                      doesn't your eye get tired?
                      He said a pot noodle, and a wink, not a pot noodle and a bukaki wink......

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