Originally posted by Wilmslow
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He's even got the right name for a comedy character, playing the hapless, downtrodden, bungling permie.
I can hear the punchline now:
<boss screaming from office/>
"Wilmsloooow!!"
<canned laughter/>Comment
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I think he could well have been in dad's armyOriginally posted by Shimano105 View PostHe's even got the right name for a comedy character, playing the hapless, downtrodden, bungling permie.
I can hear the punchline now:
<boss screaming from office/>
"Wilmsloooow!!"
<canned laughter/>
Don't tell him your name wilmslow!Comment
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Bloody 'eck, I'm starting an immediate lawsuit against myself ...Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostOn my first day on a permy job I called the Head Of Archectiture Ali and did so for the next week till someone corrected me, this was his surname his first name was J**v*d. He then went on to claim race discrimination and got 100's of k's to keep it out of papers based on the fact someone called him an IT 'guru', guru being the oh so offensive term.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Guru in your case is more of an oxymoron than a slur though.Originally posted by sasguru View PostBloody 'eck, I'm starting an immediate lawsuit against myself ...Comment
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Come to think of it, wasn't he the naval cadet who pinched that postal order?Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostHe's even got the right name for a comedy character, playing the hapless, downtrodden, bungling permie.
I can hear the punchline now:
<boss screaming from office/>
"Wilmsloooow!!"
<canned laughter/>
Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Well, 'guru' is not offensive word, it actually means ' genius'Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostOn my first day on a permy job I called the Head Of Archectiture Ali and did so for the next week till someone corrected me, this was his surname his first name was J**v*d. He then went on to claim race discrimination and got 100's of k's to keep it out of papers based on the fact someone called him an IT 'guru', guru being the oh so offensive term.
A friend on mine kept calling me that , and explained you are called 'guru' just in a good teasing sort of way.Comment
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Boom! Boom!Originally posted by oracleslave View PostGuru in your case is more of an oxymoron than a slur though.
Fnah!Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostBoom! Boom!
Fnah!
Atw where is the number for that humour course?
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0800-SAS-GURUOriginally posted by oracleslave View Post
Atw where is the number for that humour course?Comment
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