I've heard it said that 'a bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once'.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.
Ask yourself these questions: -
1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.
Wives are far worse than HMRC.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
HTH BISDI.Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.
Ask yourself these questions: -
1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.
Wives are far worse than HMRC.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
HTH BISDI.To have and to hold from this day forward,
For better or for worse,
For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health,
To love and to cherish; from this day forward
Until death do us part.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostWhich bit do you not understand?Comment
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Originally posted by malvolio View PostOh well. Clearly I've been doing it wrong for the last 46 years...
Current scores- Bitter and twisted: 4, Content and regularly laid: 3Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostAny time his wives read the last line, they reach for the kitchen knife."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Interesting comments BP - where do you stand on civil partnerships? Are these equally as awful as joining this marriage scheme you speak of?Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostCurrently you get less time if it's a motoring incident.Comment
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Originally posted by mattfx View PostInteresting comments BP - where do you stand on civil partnerships? Are these equally as awful as joining this marriage scheme you speak of?Comment
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