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    Quote Originally Posted by tarbera View Post
    What about my penis extension ???


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    I think you meant Tractor, you perennial

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Expense the operation. Declare it as a BIK. Pay tax on it.

    Simple.
    Where does one draw the line between a BIK and a legitimate expense for the better running of a company though?

    I mean if MF upgrades to business class to be fresher for a vital meeting with an important client, can he claim that as a legitimate expense, and argue that the champagne is just an incidental benefit?

    If so, is there much difference in principle between that and paying for a necessary operation to be done more promptly so one can run one's business more effectively?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarbera View Post
    What about my penis extension ???
    From Can I get my penis enlarged? - Health questions - NHS Choices

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    "Itís possible to have an operation to increase the length or girth of your penis.
    Surgery for cosmetic reasons, such as penis enlargement, is not usually available on the NHS."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tractor View Post
    I think you meant Tractor, you perennial

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    No you amuse me

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarbera View Post
    No you amuse me

    Agreed, I'm happy to vote for you to replace me what username are you standing under ?
    I am seriously beginning to worry that I excite you. Why else would you stalk me through several sites? You certainly haven't demonstrated any value in any professional threads or conversations. Perhaps you would benefit more from gender evaluation than any type of enhancement. I am happy to chip in if you can't afford it. Perhaps we could start a fund, 'Help Tarbie find him/her/itself'? Do you think it would qualify for Gift Aid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Where does one draw the line between a BIK and a legitimate expense for the better running of a company though?

    I mean if MF upgrades to business class to be fresher for a vital meeting with an important client, can he claim that as a legitimate expense, and argue that the champagne is just an incidental benefit?

    If so, is there much difference in principle between that and paying for a necessary operation to be done more promptly so one can run one's business more effectively?
    Quite a lot, actually. You gain the benefit of having a working leg in your private life as well as your business one.

    Which bit of "wholly and exclusively" are you having trouble with?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tractor View Post
    I am seriously beginning to worry that I excite you. Why else would you stalk me through several sites? You certainly haven't demonstrated any value in any professional threads or conversations. Perhaps you would benefit more from gender evaluation than any type of enhancement. I am happy to chip in if you can't afford it. Perhaps we could start a fund, 'Help Tarbie find him/her/itself'? Do you think it would qualify for Gift Aid?
    You are the stalker miss, turning up outside my house at all hours day and night banging on my door, hiding your true feeling for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Where does one draw the line between a BIK and a legitimate expense for the better running of a company though?
    Where HMRC tell you

    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I mean if MF upgrades to business class to be fresher for a vital meeting with an important client, can he claim that as a legitimate expense, and argue that the champagne is just an incidental benefit?
    There's a whole section in the expenses manual about travel, though. And there's little personal benefit in paying for the flight.

    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    If so, is there much difference in principle between that and paying for a necessary operation to be done more promptly so one can run one's business more effectively?
    Argue the necessity. I doubt that you could argue that there was no personal benefit that was only incidental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarbera View Post
    No you amuse me

    Agreed, I'm happy to vote for you to replace me what username are you standing under ?
    You're not leaving yet, though

    And we all know that he's fionat.
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