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This is the reason I bought samosas for permie staff in my team every week in a contract few years ago. Samosas are only a quid and I ended up spending a fiver but everyone was genuinely grateful. They are still in touch with me. We are contractors and earn a lot. A little spending for the permies goes a long way IMO. -
That started off sounding like you made a huge effort and then discovered you spent a fiver on 5 samosasOriginally posted by Destiny2 View PostThis is the reason I bought samosas for permie staff in my team every week in a contract few years ago. Samosas are only a quid and I ended up spending a fiver but everyone was genuinely grateful. They are still in touch with me. We are contractors and earn a lot. A little spending for the permies goes a long way IMO.
Yes, it's the thought that counts. I gave all my filled loyalty cards for the in-house coffee shop to the permie team when I left.Comment
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Shush you stole one of my secrets....Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
Yes, it's the thought that counts. I gave all my filled loyalty cards for the in-house coffee shop to the permie team when I left.
It worked as they asked me back to do further work."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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White collar workers are all tight. No one even buys a packet of biscuits to share with the team. So, when someone makes that extra effort to buy samosas, it gets noticed.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostThat started off sounding like you made a huge effort and then discovered you spent a fiver on 5 samosas
Yes, it's the thought that counts. I gave all my filled loyalty cards for the in-house coffee shop to the permie team when I left.
I have seen some just-got-off-the-boat Indians who ask their wives to cook biriyani and then bring it to work for their team and other teams as well. They think it's a great way of increasing their rapport and safeguards them against when they keep flopping at work.
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I used to work with a big team of Indians and they were obsessed with biriyani. Once or twice I managed to get in when someone's mother in law cooked a giant batch.Originally posted by Destiny2 View PostWhite collar workers are all tight. No one even buys a packet of biscuits to share with the team. So, when someone makes that extra effort to buy samosas, it gets noticed.
I have seen some just-got-off-the-boat Indians who ask their wives to cook biriyani and then bring it to work for their team and other teams as well. They think it's a great way of increasing their rapport and safeguards them against when they keep flopping at work.
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When I worked at Maersk, Aldgate, every Hindu festival was celebrated with loads of samosas and Indian sweets.
They'd place a bulk order with somewhere on Brick Lane and the canteen knew to scale back how much food to prep as no-one would be eating there on those days.Comment
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Ohhh, when I worked at Liverpool st, the samosas would also be ordered from Bricklane. I once went looking for the shop but it was closed that day. The shop is called Ambala.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostWhen I worked at Maersk, Aldgate, every Hindu festival was celebrated with loads of samosas and Indian sweets.
They'd place a bulk order with somewhere on Brick Lane and the canteen knew to scale back how much food to prep as no-one would be eating there on those days.
But, these samosas are tiny compared to the ones they bought/brought at another place I worked at. A box full of big samosas from somewhere in Reading.
Who can say NO to free food, eh?Comment
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My secret was tubs of Haribo from Costco or Makro. Cheap as chips, but incredibly popular.Originally posted by Destiny2 View PostThis is the reason I bought samosas for permie staff in my team every week in a contract few years ago. Samosas are only a quid and I ended up spending a fiver but everyone was genuinely grateful. They are still in touch with me. We are contractors and earn a lot. A little spending for the permies goes a long way IMO.Comment
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