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How to check if a port is open
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Telnet clients are frequently used to establish raw TCP sessions. This is how I am able to, for example, use a Telnet client to access my POP3 mailbox, or to access a web server and retrieve data using HTTP. Presumably this kind of usage is what the OP was referring to. -
Which proves nothing, the OP had opened the PORTS... but to what? There is no way that being unable to Telnet to a port is proof that is closed!Comment
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Harbour masters control ports typically and would allow shipping to understand whether or not they could safely transit into or out of a port.Originally posted by DogTown View PostWhy?
(Sheesh, a joke that needs to be explained = a highly tulip joke).
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I started writing a helpful and explanatory reply based on my experience with TelNet and knowledge of where NickFitz is, but then I remembered:Originally posted by DogTown View PostOooohhhh, NickTwunt has gone quiet for once! LOL
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI hereby declare you:
DogTown
the Very Genius of the PointlessMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Is a pair a Twunts a Twat? Who knows, still waiting for a satisfactory answer to whose Socky I am?Comment
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Surely there is more to shipping, than knowing what docks are free in a port? But yeah it was a very good joke, no really it rocked. I mean if you have to explain a joke it must be awesome!Originally posted by Menelaus View PostHarbour masters control ports typically and would allow shipping to understand whether or not they could safely transit into or out of a port.
(Sheesh, a joke that needs to be explained = a highly tulip joke).

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