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Epoch-defining event tonight
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
I have just run
on my ubuntu laptop, watching it nowCode:watch -n1 echo 'Time since epoch: `date +"%s"`s'
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System.out.println( new Date().getTime() );
When does that date bust the limit of the memory area it is put in with unix systems?Comment
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It's doing fireworks!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Classic coding from me......
givesimport java.util.Date;
public class Timer {
public static void main(String[] args) throws Exception {
int loop = 0 ;
while( true ){
if( ( new Date().getTime() / 1000 ) > 1234567891 ){
System.out.println( "And the time sponored by minestrone is - " + ( new Date().getTime() / 1000 ) );
}
else{
new Thread().currentThread().sleep(1000) ;
System.out.println( "zzzzz becasue it is - " + new Date().getTime() ) ;
}
if( loop++ > 100000 ){
break ;
}
}
}
}
And the time sponored by minestrone is - 1234567898
And the time sponored by minestrone is - 1234567898
And the time sponored by minestrone is - 1234567898
And the time sponored by minestrone is - 1234567898
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Happy 1234567890 (I know i'm posting late but I watched it tick over and start doing fireworks on my screen so it doesn't matter)
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