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    Cortana

    it's 2 in the morning, you are driving back from a Christmas party through an area you don't know at night, the petrol light is on and you are trying to find a service station that is open.

    Don't ask Cortana.

    "Oh, yeah" "is that so", "here is where to buy castor oil"

    service stations that you are driving past that are closed, service stations that are 15 miles away.

    #2
    Is it a Ford Cortana?

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      #3
      Next time....top up before you go!
      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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        #4
        It was a courtesy car, a Kia.

        From a BMW garage you get a fookin Kia.

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