Manchester Christmas Meet 2019

[BrilloPad]

If anyone turns up in gladiator sandals, I'm going home

Could we not just push them into the canal? In handcuffs that can only be opened by radiator key so all true CUKkers can escape....

[vwdan]

Is secret santa a thing this year?

[ladymuck]

Is secret santa a thing this year?

I asked and never got a straight answer. Now a male has asked, I'm sure BP will do the needful

[BrilloPad]

I asked and never got a straight answer. Now a male has asked, I'm sure BP will do the needful

The straight answer is I need to ask a woman. I am just trying to find one to ask.....

[BrilloPad]

When I asked MrsBP she said she hates me. But then instead of asking her "Should CUK do secret santa"? I might have asked "Why did you ruin my life you b***h"?

[vwdan]

I'm going to take that as a no, and I won't be sorting out a secret santa

[BrilloPad]

I'm going to take that as a no, and I won't be sorting out a secret santa

And don't bother with a Christmas jumper either. Bah humbug. I bet I make DrStrangelove look happy....

[vwdan]

And don't bother with a Christmas jumper either. Bah humbug. I bet I make DrStrangelove look happy....

I heard clothes were optional

[BrilloPad]

I heard clothes were optional

Swimming trunks are essential for those taking the midnight dip. It can get a tad cold in the northern wastelands.

If we were going naked, and as there is a table booked for 10, I would have booked near Downing street. IR35 protest 10 Downing Streak. The papers would love it.....

[ladymuck]

Hurray the least Christmassy Christmas Do yet.