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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Aha!

    So half sawing your hand off was in the best tradition of the Nelson thing then?
    I thought it was his response to "All hands on deck!" or "Mate, lend me a hand!"

    igmc

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
    Exactly. Do as they say when you have your wires out.
    Ok!

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Er?

    Me
    Exactly. Do as they say when you have your wires out.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
    Remember which dingbat got you into this position
    Er?

    Me

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    It will do as I tell it or else.

    No pain, no gain
    Remember which dingbat got you into this position

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
    Be careful you don't snap it, or something
    It will do as I tell it or else.

    No pain, no gain

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I can't wait til they pull the wires out of it on Monday, and I can start forcing the damned thing to work properly.
    Be careful you don't snap it, or something

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
    Well quite - but at least it's on the mend mate
    I can't wait til they pull the wires out of it on Monday, and I can start forcing the damned thing to work properly.

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    more like pathetic
    Well quite - but at least it's on the mend mate

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
    prosthetic
    more like pathetic

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    As a deck hand
    prosthetic

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
    Cos you'd be a lot of use
    As a deck hand

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Able bodied seaman

    If only the Navy could see me now

    I'm still listed as a Royal navy reserve officer
    Cos you'd be a lot of use

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I've run 3 multi million pound projects, and they all came in on time and under budget
    Shocking

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
    Who's AB?
    Able bodied seaman

    If only the Navy could see me now

    I'm still listed as a Royal navy reserve officer

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