c++ and java interview questions

[Diver]

Mind you, I did build a barbecue once

I heard!

Building it out of wood was not very well thought out

[EqualOpportunities]

I heard!

Building it out of wood was not very well thought out

[Diver]

What is it you do anyway?

I'm on the shelf myself (not bench) I won't be doing anything for a while.

[EqualOpportunities]

What is it you do anyway?

I'm on the shelf myself (not bench) I won't be doing anything for a while.

I'm an Oracle DBA, or so it says on my CV. The only real qualifications I have, though, are those of a Chef

[Diver]

I'm an Oracle DBA, or so it says on my CV. The only real qualifications I have, though, are those of a Chef

All Iv'e got is a carp HND computing and a level 2 C & G DB/SS/WW

[EqualOpportunities]

All Iv'e got is a carp HND computing and a level 2 C & G DB/SS/WW

I almost feel in good company then

It's laughable, when you think - I stand at the front of meeting rooms driving a whiteboard, dictating ClientCo's DB architecture; and all I can think is 'if only they knew...'

[Diver]

Plus a HND in mechanical engineering and a HNC civil engineering, HSE III in commercial diving, AB's ticket, Lifeboat ticket, Marine Engineers ticket (coastal) & a load of other carp quals

[EqualOpportunities]

Plus a HND in mechanical engineering and a HNC civil engineering, HSE III in commercial diving, AB's ticket, Lifeboat ticket, Marine Engineers ticket (coastal) & a load of other carp quals

Who's AB?

[Diver]

I almost feel in good company then

It's laughable, when you think - I stand at the front of meeting rooms driving a whiteboard, dictating ClientCo's DB architecture; and all I can think is 'if only they knew...'

I've run 3 multi million pound projects, and they all came in on time and under budget

[Diver]

Who's AB?

Able bodied seaman

If only the Navy could see me now

I'm still listed as a Royal navy reserve officer