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sasguru replied

30 August 2006, 12:39
Originally posted by Pondlife

On the subject, where's Mailman these days?

Do you reckon he was the postie that got suspended and so can't use the internet at work?

Yeah. Completely forgot about him
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Pondlife replied

30 August 2006, 12:38
Mailman

On the subject, where's Mailman these days?

Do you reckon he was the postie that got suspended and so can't use the internet at work?
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Fleetwood replied

30 August 2006, 12:32
Thick as a brick
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Andyw replied

30 August 2006, 12:23
I dont care !
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sasguru replied

30 August 2006, 12:20
Originally posted by Andyw

Assguru is just jealous because I live and work, on the south coast and enjoy the natural beauty of the New forest and National parks, beaches, sea etc. Take a stress free 3 mile journey home in my car.

Whilst he battles his way from tube to tube, in the smog, congested with Londoners, paying through the nose london prices and convincing himself that one day it will all change but it's all worth it coz I earn a packet !

Well mate, I could only vote once. But 6 other people have voted for you so far. Doesn't that tell you something?
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Andyw replied

30 August 2006, 12:16
Assguru is just jealous because I live and work, on the south coast and enjoy the natural beauty of the New forest and National parks, beaches, sea etc. Take a stress free 3 mile journey home in my car.

Whilst he battles his way from tube to tube, in the smog, congested with Londoners, paying through the nose london prices and convincing himself that one day it will all change but it's all worth it coz I earn a packet !
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Andyw replied

30 August 2006, 12:11
Originally posted by Pondlife

He would be winning by more but I could only vote once
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Pondlife replied

30 August 2006, 12:10
Originally posted by Xenophon

Andyw is the current front-runner...

He would be winning by more but I could only vote once
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sasguru replied

30 August 2006, 12:09
AndyW voted for "I am" thus proving the point.
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Andyw replied

30 August 2006, 12:07
we need a poll regarding guru

Is assguru

a) an up his own arse cowboy
b) an up his own arse cowboy
c) an up his own arse cowboy
d) an up his own arse cowboy
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Xenophon replied

30 August 2006, 12:06
Andyw is the current front-runner...
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sasguru replied

30 August 2006, 12:05
Originally posted by Andyw

YOU do !

My my! Beating Chico is quite an achievement.
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Francko replied

30 August 2006, 12:04
Originally posted by sasguru

Who deserves the title?

Actually I would never offend a plank that much to call it an guru
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XLMonkey replied

30 August 2006, 12:02
... need an option that lets me vote for all of them at once...
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Francko replied

30 August 2006, 12:02
The guru.
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