Spam collection

[Ticktock]

I think I should be worried. It's lucky he scanned it for viruses before sending, so I don't have to, but I can't find the Zip file!


From: Lupe Myrick
Subject: Payment notification #122379

Good afternoon!

You has the forfeit for estate tax.
Total: $194.66

===Detailed notice is in the attached ZIP-archive===

You have to check out form before: July 27th 2014.
Else you'll obtain court claim.

Regards,
Superior of Arizona Department of Revenue.
Lupe Myrick
+1 (860) 631-98-94

If you have any comments or questions please do not hesitate to contact us. Thanks again and have a great day.

No virus found in this notification. Checked by Clam Antivirus.

[Ticktock]

Sometimes I feel like I'm wreaking havoc in their lives... This poor girl just wants to meet the love of her life, and I didn't even reply to tell her she's accidently sent it to the wrong address.

From: Yani
Subject: step

Hello dear Ulrich
I am young and pretty girl, my friends say that I am a very sincere and open person.
I lead active lifestyle, have many friends, but my heart is still lonely http://www.REDACTED .km.ua/
My number one goal is to meet a nice, open and sincere man to share my life with.
I do not look for a superman, I need a down to eath, simply guy.
So long,
Yani

[cojak]

They're all a bunch of rascals!

[TestMangler]

A friend of mine had this one this week:

LOL, that is a really good (or bad !) one.

[TheFaQQer]

A friend of mine had this one this week:

Hello
I will like to place an order for individual chicken salad for 150 people on 15th of April and pick up time is 4pm .This for my Son Birthday Party and let me know if you don't serve chicken salad and email me your menu so i can choose other option from it.
The food will be picked up by my courier and I am ready to pay the full payment with my credit card so get to me with the following information below......
Restaurant Address:
Total cost for the food:
Cell Phone #:

[Ticktock]

Since I've been getting spam of differing levels of professionalism, why don't we share?

Here's one that just popped in - I've had a very similar one before, but I guess that just means my name is on the lips of world leaders.

From: UNITED NATIONS
Subject: URGENT!

DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS. UNITED NATIONS
LIAISON OFFICE Welcome to the United Nations: It's Your World The Sum of $500,000.00 US D Only

Strictly Attn: Beneficiary,

Good day, from our records here we find out that up till this very
moment you have not received your Compensation Payment.

We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2
days ago with the U.S. Secretary of State Mrs Hillary Clinton to the
UNITED NATIONS.
This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the
world.

This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received
their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction
or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting
you, This have been agreed upon and have been signed Therefore, we are
happy to inform you that an arrangement has perfectly been concluded
to effect your payment as soon as possible in our bid to be transparent.

You are hereby advice to stop further communication with any person or
Office regards to these and do take immediate contact with Mr Godwin
Emefiele of Zenith Bank of Africa
for immediate release of your Compensation Payment by ATM CARD. Zenith
Bank is the only authorized
Bank we are operating with as we are in partnership with the Bank, if you
get any mail from any other Banks
regards to these please disregard it to avoid Scam.

You have 3 working days to do these or forget all about it. And here
with the advice given to you by him as he is our Representative over
there. If in any way this message did not related to you, please do not
take any further step.

Your payment File Number UN-005-JJ5, give it to him during the event
of your contact with him. Mr Godwin Emefiele
Contact Email : [email protected]

Making the world a better place for all.
With Kind Regards,
Ban Ki-Moon