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Previously on "So. Would you shag her..."

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  • vista
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    Of course

    Originally posted by bogeyman
    Please vote.

    Gender not an issue.


    But why isn't there the option "Shag then Murder"

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  • Piotrish
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    would I shag her?

    only like this..

    (NSFW)
    http://www.shooshtime.com/clips/video.php?id=9849

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  • Mr Crosby
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    Originally posted by ferret
    Evan at 12 pints I think I would need to have been without lovin' for at least 6 months. Even then I might need a £20 spot for services rendered.
    And a couple of E's for good measure.

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  • CaribbeanPirate
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    Originally posted by Mr Crosby
    Its a 12 pinter last chance saloon at 02:59.
    That was definitely the case with my ex.

    I just can’t figure out why it took so long for me to sober up.

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  • Andyw
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    Am already there !

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  • oraclesmith
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    Originally posted by Andyw
    she'd get an anal fisting ! thats about all !
    That's just put him right at the top of Her Majesty's Revenue Inspections List.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Andyw
    she'd get an anal fisting ! thats about all !
    With all the anal fisting you do you must have an arse like a ragmans trumpet.

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  • Andyw
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    she'd get an anal fisting ! thats about all !

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    TLG philosophy: If a woman does not come up to your standards................

    Lower your standards.

    This has worked well and TLG has had lots more sex than most of his contemporaries. Admitedly, most of it was with munters, but lots of it.

    NOTE: There are limits even to the depths TLG will sink, but he has never yet plumbed those depths.

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  • ferret
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    Evan at 12 pints I think I would need to have been without lovin' for at least 6 months. Even then I might need a £20 spot for services rendered.

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  • Mr Crosby
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    Its a 12 pinter last chance saloon at 02:59.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Erik The VIking
    Yep, and I dont think much to her
    Nice edit!

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  • oraclesmith
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Even out of spite?
    I said maybe !!!!

    I'd sh*g your avatar.

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  • Erik The VIking
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    She is younger than my wife! But have you seen my girlfriend?

    Yep, and I dont think much to her

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    She is younger than my wife! But have you seen my girlfriend?

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