What's it like ?
'What's it like' depends on the PM and the team that you work with. It doesn't depend on the building location. For the record, JP Morgan (City office - OK mainly) merged with Chase Manhattan Bank (Bournemouth office - really nice guys) hence the excess of managers. If someone needs the contract and has got the skills, then nothing to stop him. Unfortunate or not, experiences do vary.
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Arhh, Capt Morgan. I remember him.
The captain's name was Morgan.
By Christ, he was a gorgon.
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his reproductive organ.
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Originally posted by FleetwoodI would quite happily be fellated by three bisexual Swedish teenage girls for that kind of money. They would of course have to touch each other inappropriately at the same time, or I'd have to ask for a rate increase.
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I would quite happily be fellated by three bisexual Swedish teenage girls for that kind of money. They would of course have to touch each other inappropriately at the same time, or I'd have to ask for a rate increase.
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Originally posted by FranckoI would serve the tea for the same amount.
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Originally posted by FranckoI would serve the tea for the same amount.
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Originally posted by PaddyIt depends on how much he was paid. I would make the tea for £500 a day.
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Originally posted by PaddyJP is fine as long as they pay enough to compensate for their gross inefficiencies and miserable permie staff.
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Originally posted by DiestlWhat a boring job, did you use a trolley or do the desks have wheels?
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Can’t remember his name (two years ago), but you will know this guy when you see him. JP is top heavy with management. They seem to get people in London to work in Bournemouth and Bournemouth people to work in London. The IT support teams are real SH1T. I was on a really good rate and the food is also good. However on a £3,000,000 contract they had difficulty in obtaining Internet access for me because no department want to pay the cost centre charge of $18 per month. I even offered to pay it myself. The project was held up for six weeks because of this.
All the project cost calculations had to be done in US dollars to be approved by HO. JP is fine as long as they pay enough to compensate for their gross inefficiencies and miserable permie staff.
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Originally posted by sparklelardI worked at JPMC at Bournmouth for 6 months rolling out the new desktops.
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Originally posted by PaddyWhich branch?
Have you got the fat load mouthed ignorant barrow boy PM?
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I worked at JPMC at Bournmouth for 6 months rolling out the new desktops.
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