Reply to: JPMorgan Chase...

[Asterix]

What's it like ?

'What's it like' depends on the PM and the team that you work with. It doesn't depend on the building location. For the record, JP Morgan (City office - OK mainly) merged with Chase Manhattan Bank (Bournemouth office - really nice guys) hence the excess of managers. If someone needs the contract and has got the skills, then nothing to stop him. Unfortunate or not, experiences do vary.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Arhh, Capt Morgan. I remember him.



The captain's name was Morgan.
By Christ, he was a gorgon.
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his reproductive organ.

[GreenerGrass]

I would quite happily be fellated by three bisexual Swedish teenage girls for that kind of money. They would of course have to touch each other inappropriately at the same time, or I'd have to ask for a rate increase.

FOOL, by going up such a niche your technical skills would be out of date after 6 months....

[Fleetwood]

I would quite happily be fellated by three bisexual Swedish teenage girls for that kind of money. They would of course have to touch each other inappropriately at the same time, or I'd have to ask for a rate increase.

[AtW]

I would serve the tea for the same amount.

And I would actually pick tea leafs from very hot mountain sides in India for that kind of money...

[PRC1964]

I would serve the tea for the same amount.

And I'll sit there and drink it for the same amount.

[Francko]

It depends on how much he was paid. I would make the tea for £500 a day.

I would serve the tea for the same amount.

[Andyw]

JP is fine as long as they pay enough to compensate for their gross inefficiencies and miserable permie staff.

[Paddy]

What a boring job, did you use a trolley or do the desks have wheels?

It depends on how much he was paid. I would make the tea for £500 a day.

[Paddy]

Can’t remember his name (two years ago), but you will know this guy when you see him. JP is top heavy with management. They seem to get people in London to work in Bournemouth and Bournemouth people to work in London. The IT support teams are real SH1T. I was on a really good rate and the food is also good. However on a £3,000,000 contract they had difficulty in obtaining Internet access for me because no department want to pay the cost centre charge of $18 per month. I even offered to pay it myself. The project was held up for six weeks because of this.

All the project cost calculations had to be done in US dollars to be approved by HO. JP is fine as long as they pay enough to compensate for their gross inefficiencies and miserable permie staff.

[Diestl]

I worked at JPMC at Bournmouth for 6 months rolling out the new desktops.

What a boring job, did you use a trolley or do the desks have wheels?

[lORD lUCAN]

Which branch?

Have you got the fat load mouthed ignorant barrow boy PM?

Sounds like the same SLM as we have here. Are these really the best type of people able to gain results? Cor blimey guv : )

[sparklelard]

I worked at JPMC at Bournmouth for 6 months rolling out the new desktops.

[Andyw]

Bournemouth AND London....who's the PM ?

[Paddy]

Which branch?

Have you got the fat load mouthed ignorant barrow boy PM?