all the benefits please

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seanraaron replied

24 February 2016, 11:28
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Gotta be another one of seanraaron's logins.

I'd love to take credit, but my comedy chops aren't quite that good.

I've never understood the point of having multiple accounts on a forum anyway - I mean I use my real name FFS, why bother making another account with some lame trucker handle?
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LondonManc replied

24 February 2016, 11:20
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Feck ... a long time sleeper sockie

This is brilliant

Gotta be another one of seanraaron's logins.
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seanraaron replied

24 February 2016, 09:44
Well played, two thumbs up from me!
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Bee replied

23 February 2016, 22:47
Originally posted by 2uk View Post

HAHAHA.

Coming to your little island, and I am gonna claim all the benefits I possibly can. If I ain't get laid every 2 days by a uk tenner, mind you that is rare considering all the fatties, I am gonna claim "unfair dismissal" as well as "racial dismissal" or whatever you call it.

Lets face it, with my charms, that aint gonna be a problem.

but, I will marry 50 fatties I will make 150 children and all them will claim benefits, while you poor folk do your taxes and work like horses just so you can buy a beer on friday and then go back to your (hopefully) not-fat wife HAHAHA. ye right.

Not joking my little fat friends.

Other than that, I will be posting some jobs to work on my lands, grow my food, and whatever other task I need for old uncompetitive farts.

Chao. May the force be with you. And don't forget to give it to your wife daily, otherwise she would find better !

Who wants to go to the little island?
You must be desperate.
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Troll replied

23 February 2016, 22:22
Can we have this in General please?
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Troll replied

23 February 2016, 22:18
Feck ... a long time sleeper sockie

This is brilliant
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cojak replied

7 January 2014, 10:10
You so funny!
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2uk started a topic all the benefits please

7 January 2014, 09:45
all the benefits please

HAHAHA.

Coming to your little island, and I am gonna claim all the benefits I possibly can. If I ain't get laid every 2 days by a uk tenner, mind you that is rare considering all the fatties, I am gonna claim "unfair dismissal" as well as "racial dismissal" or whatever you call it.

Lets face it, with my charms, that aint gonna be a problem.

but, I will marry 50 fatties I will make 150 children and all them will claim benefits, while you poor folk do your taxes and work like horses just so you can buy a beer on friday and then go back to your (hopefully) not-fat wife HAHAHA. ye right.

Not joking my little fat friends.

Other than that, I will be posting some jobs to work on my lands, grow my food, and whatever other task I need for old uncompetitive farts.

Chao. May the force be with you. And don't forget to give it to your wife daily, otherwise she would find better !
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