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Previously on "Just Flipped a Burger"

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  • vetran
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    New title for you :

    'sustenance facilitator'

    What a load of jobbledygook: The ridiculous job titles dreamed up by recruitment consultants to make vacancies sound more enticing | Mail Online

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by evilagent View Post
    Did you get that flux capacitor to work after all?

    What are the lottery numbers for next week?
    that's normally what I say when an Agent asks for 10 years experience in Sharepoint 2013.

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  • evilagent
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I just need two preferences
    Gherkins?
    Tomato or BBQ sauce?

    What was your last Burger called?

    Do you know anything about Patties 2019?
    Did you get that flux capacitor to work after all?

    What are the lottery numbers for next week?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    You could always become a used-car salesman eh Arfur



    One titled owner

    Sir Robert McAlpine

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  • vetran
    replied
    I just need two preferences
    Gherkins?
    Tomato or BBQ sauce?

    What was your last Burger called?

    Do you know anything about Patties 2019?

    Leave a comment:


  • DirtyDog
    replied
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    OK fatso just hand over 25% of your earnings

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  • KentPhilip
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    You could always become a used-car salesman eh Arfur

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You were one of my charm school's brightest graduates!
    Presumably you were expelled?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    OK fatso just hand over 25% of your earnings
    You were one of my charm school's brightest graduates!

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I'm no longer allowed to eat fries
    OK fatso just hand over 25% of your earnings

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Extra fries for you sir?
    I'm no longer allowed to eat fries

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Getting references is old school, get connected to them on Linked-in, adapt or DIE!.
    With a sales and marketing acumen like that you are wasted as a contractor

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Lost my job because contractors refused to give me references. I have now been promoted to a MCjob
    Getting references is old school, get connected to them on Linked-in, adapt or DIE!.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Good to see you moving up the career ladder.
    Extra fries for you sir?

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  • doodab
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    Good to see you moving up the career ladder.

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