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vetran replied

7 November 2013, 10:17
New title for you :

'sustenance facilitator'

What a load of jobbledygook: The ridiculous job titles dreamed up by recruitment consultants to make vacancies sound more enticing | Mail Online
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vetran replied

7 November 2013, 10:17
Originally posted by evilagent View Post

Did you get that flux capacitor to work after all?

What are the lottery numbers for next week?

that's normally what I say when an Agent asks for 10 years experience in Sharepoint 2013.
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evilagent replied

7 November 2013, 10:10
Originally posted by vetran View Post

I just need two preferences
Gherkins?
Tomato or BBQ sauce?

What was your last Burger called?

Do you know anything about Patties 2019?

Did you get that flux capacitor to work after all?

What are the lottery numbers for next week?
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DodgyAgent replied

7 November 2013, 10:10
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

You could always become a used-car salesman eh Arfur

One titled owner

Sir Robert McAlpine
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vetran replied

7 November 2013, 10:04
I just need two preferences
Gherkins?
Tomato or BBQ sauce?

What was your last Burger called?

Do you know anything about Patties 2019?
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DirtyDog replied

7 November 2013, 10:00
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

OK fatso just hand over 25% of your earnings
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KentPhilip replied

7 November 2013, 09:57
You could always become a used-car salesman eh Arfur
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doodab replied

7 November 2013, 09:39
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

You were one of my charm school's brightest graduates!

Presumably you were expelled?
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Churchill replied

7 November 2013, 09:32
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

OK fatso just hand over 25% of your earnings

You were one of my charm school's brightest graduates!
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DodgyAgent replied

7 November 2013, 09:28
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I'm no longer allowed to eat fries

OK fatso just hand over 25% of your earnings
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doodab replied

7 November 2013, 09:24
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Extra fries for you sir?

I'm no longer allowed to eat fries
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DodgyAgent replied

7 November 2013, 09:19
Originally posted by russell View Post

Getting references is old school, get connected to them on Linked-in, adapt or DIE!.

With a sales and marketing acumen like that you are wasted as a contractor
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russell replied

7 November 2013, 09:17
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Lost my job because contractors refused to give me references. I have now been promoted to a MCjob

Getting references is old school, get connected to them on Linked-in, adapt or DIE!.
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DodgyAgent replied

7 November 2013, 09:04
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Good to see you moving up the career ladder.

Extra fries for you sir?
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doodab replied

7 November 2013, 09:03
Good to see you moving up the career ladder.
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