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bobsmithldn replied

21 July 2006, 09:31
Well, a good try anyway - why don't we have a perv's summer library of pics ... the first photo should be posted in light relief and we'll all make the effort right? ;-)
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Nipple Clamp replied

20 July 2006, 21:06
Originally posted by hyperD

It's tulipe... it really is,... heavily pixilated and I missed the action, I wish I was perverted enough to have a camera attached to my head for emergencies such as this...but I missed the event.

You have been warned... and I don't want to see any "Disappointed" threads after this.

Even though you will.

Still, I'm bored...and I guess, a pervert...

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...K/1b51d46f.jpg

I'm going to monitor the hit counter for a laugh...

Presumably that black bin liner on her head must be some novel kind of sunblock.

[BTW, if any moderators are reading this - when are one of you idiots going to email my password? - OwlHoot ([email protected]) ]
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Troll replied

20 July 2006, 16:05
I travel home on the train on Friday afternoons, it's amazing the amount of totty sunbathing topless in their back gardens
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 July 2006, 15:56
I would!

Leave the camera by the window, you may get a repeat performance.

<edit>Have you considered offering to grease her up? I mean with sun lotion obviously.
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hyperD replied

20 July 2006, 15:55
Originally posted by chef

HyperD is the invisible man and i claim my £5,

she's facing directly towards you so she must be half blind as well as chunky.

Chef

I was hiding behind my erection....
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chef replied

20 July 2006, 15:53
HyperD is the invisible man and i claim my £5,

she's facing directly towards you so she must be half blind as well as chunky.

Chef
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wackadu replied

20 July 2006, 15:52
Not quite the image I had in my mind from reading your first post.

But, thanks for the upload.
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Dalek Supreme replied

20 July 2006, 15:51
I'd be quite happy to get my sucker on that.
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Mr Crosby replied

20 July 2006, 15:50
I'd do it.
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n5gooner replied

20 July 2006, 15:49
thunder thighs!!
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Torran replied

20 July 2006, 15:49
not worth the wait
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hyperD replied

20 July 2006, 15:48
It's tulipe... it really is,... heavily pixilated and I missed the action, I wish I was perverted enough to have a camera attached to my head for emergencies such as this...but I missed the event.

You have been warned... and I don't want to see any "Disappointed" threads after this.

Even though you will.

Still, I'm bored...and I guess, a pervert...

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...K/1b51d46f.jpg

I'm going to monitor the hit counter for a laugh...
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wackadu replied

20 July 2006, 15:27
There aint nothing like a voyeur pic.

Although the she's "fat and ugly..not worth waiting for" comment has killed the enthusiasm somewhat.
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chef replied

20 July 2006, 15:25
obviously wakadu is getting to the point of no return.. I mean it has been 30 seconds since he started reading this thread
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wackadu replied

20 July 2006, 15:23
Originally posted by hyperD

Curse Newton and his stupid laws: the sun has moved and so has she...

I have a picture but no stoking the beaver unfortunately... any public/anon photo download areas?

Please post whatever picture you have, asap.

Try imageshack for uploading..

www.imageshack.us

cheers,
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