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Previously on "Erotic Dreams..."

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Erotic dreams

    I only knew you for a while
    I never saw your smile
    til it was time to go
    Time to go away (time to go away)
    Sometimes its hard to recognise
    Love comes as a surprise
    And its too late
    Its just too late to stay
    Too late to stay

    We`ll always be together
    However far it seems
    (love never ends)
    We`ll always be together
    Together in erotic dreams

    Because the friendship that you gave
    Has taught me to be brave
    No matter where I go i`ll never find a better prize
    (find a better prize)
    Though youre miles and miles away
    I see you every day I dont have to try
    I just close my eyes, I close my eyes

    Well always be together
    However far it seems
    (love never ends)
    Well always be together
    Together in erotic dreams

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  • bonkers2244
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    ihad alot of dreams about doctor who.

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  • hattra
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    Originally posted by xoggoth
    Erotic dreams, crapping dreams, all the same thing for me.

    I still remember this wierd crapping dream I had years ago, I couldn't stop and huge steaming mounds were piling up everywhere, but oddly people kept wandering in and talking to me as though nothing was amiss. I wonder what it meant.

    Maybe it was a premonition of life in an old people's home.
    Nah - that's just what it feels like to be a manager

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  • xoggoth
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    Erotic dreams, crapping dreams, all the same thing for me.

    I still remember this wierd crapping dream I had years ago, I couldn't stop and huge steaming mounds were piling up everywhere, but oddly people kept wandering in and talking to me as though nothing was amiss. I wonder what it meant.

    Maybe it was a premonition of life in an old people's home.

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by Clownio
    Originally Posted by Clog II The Avenger

    Some time ago......Blah blah bla ......lucid dreams.......blah blah blah......I was in a sauna....blah blah blah.....session in a public park.......blah blah blah......the sub-conscience fought back.......blah blah blah......I could have asked the police to go away and then they would have ????? )
    ............blah blah blah......read text.......blah blah blah......look away.......blah blah blah......sub-conscience can’t store text.......blah blah blah......good idea to levitate.......blah blah blah......the subconscious produced a newspaper in Czech (FFS !) .......blah blah blah......However I could read some of it.......blah blah blah......upside down.......blah blah blah.......The subconscious was fighting back.

    You're right!! I looked back at the text and there are bits missing!!!

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by janey
    not always

    not always

    not always

    not always


    It seems you need to be a bit more selective

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by janey
    come 'ere you!
    Wahey... see you later chaps

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Yes but god bless her. TLG in "Ugly old bloke" mode.
    come 'ere you!

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Troll

    Mature men are more interesting - i.e. can talk about something other than football
    not always

    Originally posted by Troll
    Experienced enough to know how to please a woman
    not always

    Originally posted by Troll
    Have grown out of playing mind games with females
    not always

    Originally posted by Troll
    Affluent enough to indulge
    not always

    Originally posted by Troll
    Young men just don't appear to be growing up - I work with mid twenty year old males who talk the same way I did in my early teens- puerile rubbish!
    unfortunately - always!

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Phoenix
    Shame!
    You can't beat a bit of the real thing!
    depends on who is controling the "real thing"

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  • Clownio
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    Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger

    Some time ago......Blah blah bla ......lucid dreams.......blah blah blah......I was in a sauna....blah blah blah.....session in a public park.......blah blah blah......the sub-conscience fought back.......blah blah blah......I could have asked the police to go away and then they would have ????? )
    ............blah blah blah......read text.......blah blah blah......look away.......blah blah blah......sub-conscience can’t store text.......blah blah blah......good idea to levitate.......blah blah blah......the subconscious produced a newspaper in Czech (FFS !) .......blah blah blah......However I could read some of it.......blah blah blah......upside down.......blah blah blah.......The subconscious was fighting back.
    Sorry , you've lost me

    Did you get a shag or what ?

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  • Clog II The Avenger
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    Some time ago a colleague told me how to have lucid dreams. I’ve only managed few but once in control it’s great fun. One time I was in a sauna and I decided to go into the female steam baths. Another time I realised that I was in a lucid state and so I convinced a gorgeous girl to have a session in a public park, the problem was that the sub-conscience fought back control and in this case the police arrived and we both ran away forgetting that the dream was lucid. (I could have asked the police to go away and then they would have)

    One trick to find out if you are dreaming is to read text; look away and read it again. For some reason the sub-conscience can’t store text therefore the text always changes. In one dream I though it would be a good idea to levitate and to prove I was in a lucid state I tried to read a newspaper. However the subconscious produced a newspaper in Czech. However I could read some of it, so I looked away and then back again but this time the newspaper was upside down. The subconscious was fighting back.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    janey in 'charity shag' shocker

    Yes but god bless her. TLG in "Ugly old bloke" mode.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by janey
    always have gone for older men... and I can't say many of them have exactly been "lookers"!!!!!

    (I find they're more grateful that way! )
    janey in 'charity shag' shocker

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  • Joe Black.
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    I've dematured. I was more mature in my early 20's compared to now (late 20's). Not sure why that is..

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