Probability of getting caught

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Joe Black. replied

19 June 2006, 13:50
Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock

They say theres a universal law that the greater the stupidity of the act you commit the greater the probablity that somebody else will be observing it.

Richard Nixon is someone who will agree with u on that.
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AlfredJPruffock replied

19 June 2006, 13:29
They say theres a universal law that the greater the stupidity of the act you commit the greater the probablity that somebody else will be observing it.
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Joe Black. replied

19 June 2006, 12:40
Get a wheel brace from the boot, pop open the petrol cap and put in 500gms of sugar. That should seize the engine nicely unless it's a diesel. If he's parked on his drive you can pour gloss paint on his brick paved driveway for the piece de resistance.
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Mr Crosby replied

5 June 2006, 13:24
Originally posted by wc2

Pay some Polish guy £2.50 to do it.

You can have the other guy wiped out for that.
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xoggoth replied

4 June 2006, 09:55
Potassium permanganate ain't bad. Really horrible brown stain that cannot be removed.
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wc2 replied

4 June 2006, 08:43
Pay some Polish guy £2.50 to do it.
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ASB replied

4 June 2006, 00:24
Originally posted by TheMonkey

Ferric Chloride works better than brake fluid. It eats the paint and oxidises the steel underneath to the point you have to replace the panels.

Maybe you could rehome the rats.
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TheMonkey replied

3 June 2006, 19:00
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Brake fluid on paintwork works a treat.

Ferric Chloride works better than brake fluid. It eats the paint and oxidises the steel underneath to the point you have to replace the panels.
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DimPrawn replied

3 June 2006, 12:29
Brake fluid on paintwork works a treat.
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TheMonkey replied

3 June 2006, 10:09
Originally posted by ASB

Depends, if you do it whilst speeding or being improperly parked I'd say it's a certainty.

So no then

Problem solved. A friend of mine (ex bouncer and boxer from Brum) says he's going to have "words" with the twat
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ASB replied

3 June 2006, 09:49
Originally posted by TheMonkey

If I pour Ferric Chloride (etchant) all over someone's car, do you think I'll get caught?

Depends, if you do it whilst speeding or being improperly parked I'd say it's a certainty.
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TheMonkey started a topic Probability of getting caught

2 June 2006, 21:35
Probability of getting caught

If I pour Ferric Chloride (etchant) all over someone's car, do you think I'll get caught?
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