Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
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They say theres a universal law that the greater the stupidity of the act you commit the greater the probablity that somebody else will be observing it.
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Get a wheel brace from the boot, pop open the petrol cap and put in 500gms of sugar. That should seize the engine nicely unless it's a diesel. If he's parked on his drive you can pour gloss paint on his brick paved driveway for the piece de resistance.
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Originally posted by wc2Pay some Polish guy £2.50 to do it.
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Potassium permanganate ain't bad. Really horrible brown stain that cannot be removed.
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyFerric Chloride works better than brake fluid. It eats the paint and oxidises the steel underneath to the point you have to replace the panels.
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Originally posted by DimPrawnBrake fluid on paintwork works a treat.
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Originally posted by ASBDepends, if you do it whilst speeding or being improperly parked I'd say it's a certainty.
Problem solved. A friend of mine (ex bouncer and boxer from Brum) says he's going to have "words" with the twat
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyIf I pour Ferric Chloride (etchant) all over someone's car, do you think I'll get caught?
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Probability of getting caught
If I pour Ferric Chloride (etchant) all over someone's car, do you think I'll get caught?Tags: None
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