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Previously on "Probability of getting caught"

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  • Joe Black.
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
    They say theres a universal law that the greater the stupidity of the act you commit the greater the probablity that somebody else will be observing it.
    Richard Nixon is someone who will agree with u on that.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    They say theres a universal law that the greater the stupidity of the act you commit the greater the probablity that somebody else will be observing it.

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  • Joe Black.
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    Get a wheel brace from the boot, pop open the petrol cap and put in 500gms of sugar. That should seize the engine nicely unless it's a diesel. If he's parked on his drive you can pour gloss paint on his brick paved driveway for the piece de resistance.

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  • Mr Crosby
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    Originally posted by wc2
    Pay some Polish guy £2.50 to do it.
    You can have the other guy wiped out for that.

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  • xoggoth
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    Potassium permanganate ain't bad. Really horrible brown stain that cannot be removed.

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  • wc2
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    Pay some Polish guy £2.50 to do it.

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by TheMonkey
    Ferric Chloride works better than brake fluid. It eats the paint and oxidises the steel underneath to the point you have to replace the panels.
    Maybe you could rehome the rats.

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  • TheMonkey
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Brake fluid on paintwork works a treat.
    Ferric Chloride works better than brake fluid. It eats the paint and oxidises the steel underneath to the point you have to replace the panels.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Brake fluid on paintwork works a treat.

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  • TheMonkey
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    Originally posted by ASB
    Depends, if you do it whilst speeding or being improperly parked I'd say it's a certainty.
    So no then

    Problem solved. A friend of mine (ex bouncer and boxer from Brum) says he's going to have "words" with the twat

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by TheMonkey
    If I pour Ferric Chloride (etchant) all over someone's car, do you think I'll get caught?
    Depends, if you do it whilst speeding or being improperly parked I'd say it's a certainty.

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  • TheMonkey
    started a topic Probability of getting caught

    Probability of getting caught

    If I pour Ferric Chloride (etchant) all over someone's car, do you think I'll get caught?

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