Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
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They say theres a universal law that the greater the stupidity of the act you commit the greater the probablity that somebody else will be observing it.
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Get a wheel brace from the boot, pop open the petrol cap and put in 500gms of sugar. That should seize the engine nicely unless it's a diesel. If he's parked on his drive you can pour gloss paint on his brick paved driveway for the piece de resistance.
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You can have the other guy wiped out for that.Originally posted by wc2Pay some Polish guy £2.50 to do it.
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Potassium permanganate ain't bad. Really horrible brown stain that cannot be removed.
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Maybe you could rehome the rats.Originally posted by TheMonkeyFerric Chloride works better than brake fluid. It eats the paint and oxidises the steel underneath to the point you have to replace the panels.
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Ferric Chloride works better than brake fluid. It eats the paint and oxidises the steel underneath to the point you have to replace the panels.Originally posted by DimPrawnBrake fluid on paintwork works a treat.
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So no thenOriginally posted by ASBDepends, if you do it whilst speeding or being improperly parked I'd say it's a certainty.
Problem solved. A friend of mine (ex bouncer and boxer from Brum) says he's going to have "words" with the twat
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Depends, if you do it whilst speeding or being improperly parked I'd say it's a certainty.Originally posted by TheMonkeyIf I pour Ferric Chloride (etchant) all over someone's car, do you think I'll get caught?
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