Reply to: Squaddie willy waving

[Zoiderman]

Or, had better things to do, sorry ginge, but I am whiling away the hours testing having some fun exposing your lies. It makes me giggle to think having a life is running away, given that this intimates this board is your life. Hey ho, different strokes for different folks and all that.

As for me being rejected for the Army, well, that's very amusing. When I went in, they showed me a cube with lots of different shapes: stars;squares;triangles;circles. Anyway, when they got over the surprise of me doing it straight off with no mistakes, they told me not to take the piss and to get out, I was way too qualified to be a squaddie.

Now, if you actually had the capacity for reason, you would see on some previous diatribe of yours, that I outlined the fact in the 80's, when the Falklands war started, the government started talking about consciption. My friends were working out what to do, as I was climbing on board a 747 bound for South Africa, the beginning of my travels. You and your cockhort Churchill lambasted me for not having the stones to join the army. I believe the coward word was used then too. As I said, I am far too intelligent to be considered canon fodder, as I could, and did, take care of myself, make my own decisions, go where I wanted, when I wanted. I would never, ever fight for this country, as it is a pile of tulipe not worth saving,in my opinion. It was then, it is now, a steaming pile of tulip. I would fight anyone for my family, but not this turd breeding ground.

Now, back to your father. DO you really believe people would think you were telling the truth, that you joined the army as a squaddie as your father suggested to, that whilst you had the qualifications to join as a better paid, better pensioned, better kitted, better housed, better prospected officer, you wanted to join with the illiteratti, the grunts, the privates? This, all on the background of being well over qualified to be an officer? Why, in all the time you were in the army, did you only make it to Sarge then? The cream rises to the top in the army (it has to really), and yet you only bussed it to Sarge, time served more likely, promoted out of some location, for being the cock you are.

So, go on, explain that. You see, I believe my assertion that you simply saw the army as a way off the council estate in Scotland, you had no where else to go, as you didn't have an education, you didn't have any other choices, is the far more likely, and more logical.

Honestly fat boy, you really are a strange lad, telling the board, your universe, you have a stalker, yet you seem to be following me about, as you will obviously reply to this post; your fragile ego couldn't have someone else having the last word.

You are, and I would venture always have been, a cockknobber of the highest magnitude...

[shaunbhoy]

Too late alexei. He has run away.
No wonder his dad wouldn't let him join the Army.

[AtW]

[shaunbhoy]

guff deleted

Methinks you doth protest too much. Was it flat feet? Was that why you didn't get in? Or were you just too chicken?
I think we should be told.

[shaunbhoy]

Oh ginge, you honestly arent that bright are you? I'd be checking yourself for those metaphorical bruises if I were you. You've been caught out lying again. I pity you, genuinely pity you son.

Off now, speak tomorrow mate.

Now, no barrack room self abuse tonight please, keep your eyes off the boys, and keep to the salad fat boy.

Off you go mummy's boy. Give my regards to your squaddie relatives............if they haven't totally disowned you!!

[Zoiderman]

Why though? Just because scrumpybrain was getting a shoeing?

Oh ginge, you honestly arent that bright are you? I'd be checking yourself for those metaphorical bruises if I were you. You've been caught out lying again. I pity you, genuinely pity you son.

Off now, speak tomorrow mate.

Now, no barrack room self abuse tonight please, keep your eyes off the boys, and keep to the salad fat boy.

[Zoiderman]

So anyone that chooses to "dodge bullets" is a simple-minded knobber then? So that presumably would also apply to your father and two brothers would it not?
Come on, 'fess up. You are just upset that your old man forbade you to join up for fear your effeminate nature would sully the family name. Either that or you were too much of a mummy's boy to take the plunge yourself.
I can see why you have issues though, can't have been easy coming from a military background and being blackballed by the rest of your siblings as well as your dad.
Have you considered the Salvation Army perhaps? Might be more your thing.

No wonder squaddies sometimes have to have things beaten into them, as they are rather stupid.

No ginge, I chose not to join, as I had better things planned i.e. having sex with real ladies, rather than your fellow barrack room boys dressed with makeup. I had better things to do than being shot at, like most things actually. I like being able to decide what tulip goes on in my life, not the Lance Jack, or the full screw, or the sarge, etc, etc and I most definitely prefer the idea of a long time travelling, shagging and drinking myself stupid than allowing some other **** tell me where, when and how far I can go, this includes being told to go towards other people with weapons similar to yours. Thats beyond recklessly stupid, it's borderline insanity.

And whilst I do consider my brothers weren't bright joining the army, as a REME family, they tended to be away from most things involving being shot at, and being officers, they tended to be kept out of harms way. Not like sqauddies, who were, and always are, in the firing line. If they were indeed fighting officers, then yes, I would consider them a bit on the dumb side. But they weren't, they fixed things that had gone wrong, or were in charge of grease monkeys, tiffys and armourers when things had gone wrong. None once fired a shot in anger, or were in any firing line. So, yes, silly for being in the army, where your life is someone elses, but not as stupid as to have been a squaddie.

And most defintely not been Darwin awards stupid to actually believe someone would believe they had Officer credentials, and chose squaddie life. No one is that stupid. Well, with the obvious exception.

There are very few people stupid enough to chose squaddie life if they are offered an equal paying alternative. That you didn't have that alternative, marks you as being about as dumb as they come.

As an aside, my father used to tell me the only way you can get people to follow you, is to batter their confidence to bits, then rebuild it bit by bit, so that the person who has battered and rebuilt your confidence, actually will be the person whom you will do almost anything for. That squaddies are nowt more intelligent than sheep, and they would crawl on piss covered broken glass for their RSM. If this didn't happen, the army would cease to be functional as it is.

Thats why I consider squaddies to be as thick as an inbred Western Islander. It's that complete and utter separation of individuality, that compression of an individual entity. You, as a battalion of men, are just a fighting machine, willing to die for a cause you know nothing of, based on the ideologies of politicians because the big fella with the crown told you to.

As I said, as thick as thick could be described

[shaunbhoy]

But you still reply to my threads.

Do you know what Churchill, it's actually your stupidity that casued this; you suggested I thought I'd won something, when I never intimated any such thing, and your inbred sidekick ginge joined in. You really, genuinely, are strange. I mean that by the way, not deluded, simpleton strange like ginge, but genuinely odd; you seem to find things that aren't there, and all this winning, and coward stuff is deeply odd. It's a forum son, that's all, you are not in some kind of fiefdom, not in some virtual world where you can be brave and be rewarded for it, it's a forum.

Get a life son.

So anyone that chooses to "dodge bullets" is a simple-minded knobber then? So that presumably would also apply to your father and two brothers would it not?
Come on, 'fess up. You are just upset that your old man forbade you to join up for fear your effeminate nature would sully the family name. Either that or you were too much of a mummy's boy to take the plunge yourself.
I can see why you have issues though, can't have been easy coming from a military background and being blackballed by the rest of your siblings as well as your dad.
Have you considered the Salvation Army perhaps? Might be more your thing.

[Zoiderman]

No he isn't, he's nothing.

But you still reply to my threads.

Do you know what Churchill, it's actually your stupidity that casued this; you suggested I thought I'd won something, when I never intimated any such thing, and your inbred sidekick ginge joined in. You really, genuinely, are strange. I mean that by the way, not deluded, simpleton strange like ginge, but genuinely odd; you seem to find things that aren't there, and all this winning, and coward stuff is deeply odd. It's a forum son, that's all, you are not in some kind of fiefdom, not in some virtual world where you can be brave and be rewarded for it, it's a forum.

Get a life son.

[Zoiderman]

witty

Well even if it is not witty - it is better than anything you have done so far. Those you are having a go at have made me laugh over the years. You are just annoying.

well, one mans meat is another mans poison; I think there are quite a few cockknobbers in here. I haven't seen much wit here, and even less from the people you've mentioned. Maybe if they approached their sisyphean task with more wit, it would be enjoyed even more than it is...

[Churchill]

witty

Well even if it is not witty - it is better than anything you have done so far. Those you are having a go at have made me laugh over the years. You are just annoying.

No he isn't, he's nothing.

[BrilloPad]

This has been wity? Honestly? Wow, you set the bar low in here, no wonder ginge gets on so well.

witty

Well even if it is not witty - it is better than anything you have done so far. Those you are having a go at have made me laugh over the years. You are just annoying.

[Zoiderman]

I saw him first! Clear off and get your own low intelligence nutter.......

This has been wity? Honestly? Wow, you set the bar low in here, no wonder ginge gets on so well.

[oscarose]

[BrilloPad]

Oo!!! Oo!!! Insult me next! Insult me next!!

This is edge of the seat stuff.

I saw him first! Clear off and get your own low intelligence nutter.......