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Previously on "Male or Female Computer?"

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  • The Master
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    Originally posted by Fleetwood
    In French, "clitoris", "vagina" and "breast" are all masculine.
    Go figure.
    Well, Jabberwocky is a complete tit and he claims to be male so there is an English language equivalent of sorts.

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  • Joe Black
    replied
    Obviously the French equivalent of penis envy.

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  • Fleetwood
    replied
    In French, "clitoris", "vagina" and "breast" are all masculine.
    Go figure.

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  • cojak
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    Do you do any work for your day rate, Zeit?

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  • jellyyacht
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    Posts 1,493. Says it all.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Great joke.

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  • jellyyacht
    started a topic Male or Female Computer?

    Male or Female Computer?

    A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in
    Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either
    masculine or feminine.

    "House" for instance, is feminine, "la casa."

    "Pencil," however, is masculine, "el lapiz."

    A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class
    into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide
    for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or
    a feminine noun.

    Each group was asked to give four reasons for its
    recommendation.

    The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely
    be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal
    logic...

    2. The native language they use to communicate with other
    computers is incomprehensible to everyone else...

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term
    memory for possible later retrieval, and...

    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
    yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should
    be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them
    on...

    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for
    themselves...

    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half
    the time they ARE the problem, and...

    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you
    had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better
    model.

    So guys, who is right?
    Last edited by jellyyacht; 9 May 2006, 13:13.

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