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  • stackpole
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    That conjures up a rather curious image...
    You've taken a bite out of one.

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  • TheMonkey
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    People can't because it's not the way the species works.

    I'm a success then as I have 1.5 children!

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    In evolutionary terms, if you have kids you are a success. That's it. Bye.
    I hadn't thought about it before, but I suppose that's true. In the great scheme of things, my footy medals don't count for much.

    But what about drone bees, or whatever the ones are called that don't have offspring themselves? Their definition of success is the queen's offspring. So, if they can be a success by proxy, why can't people?

    And now this kind of carry on is getting into the human race. What about a surrogate mother, who is implanted with fertilised eggs of another woman? Which woman is the success?

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  • The Master
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I'm a failure too... the War Criminal James Tiberius Kirk is still at large & uneaten...
    Careful, O trusty minion, you might choke on his wig.

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  • cojak
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    I'm a failure too... the War Criminal James Tiberius Kirk is still at large & uneaten...
    Looking rather lardy though - and aren't you worried about your cholesterol level these days?

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Well actually, maybe not

    Originally posted by Gold Dalek
    If you have had kids then biologically speaking you are not a failure

    I you abandon your kids and they end up running riot on a council estate then that would be a failure

    HTH
    In evolutionary terms, if you have kids you are a success. That's it. Bye.

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  • sasguru
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    It's not that bad. Just think, you could be a success, and that would never do

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  • Gold Dalek
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    If you have had kids then biologically speaking you are not a failure

    I you abandon your kids and they end up running riot on a council estate then that would be a failure

    HTH

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  • Clavdivs
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    It's all relative.
    Relatively.

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  • DimPrawn
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    True

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  • Boolean
    started a topic I am a failure

    I am a failure

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