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DaveB replied

3 May 2006, 21:30
Originally posted by Phoenix

I think I know his brother Suck............Suck Maycock!!

And his american cousin, Rube............. Rube Maycock....
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Phoenix replied

3 May 2006, 12:27
Originally posted by Mordac

Well spotted

Monty Python Mode On/

He's got a wife you know....

Monty Python Mode Off/

I think I know his brother Suck............Suck Maycock!!
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Mordac replied

3 May 2006, 12:21
Originally posted by PRC1964

I find it hard to believe that this thread has reached 3 pages with no sniggers over someone being called Jezz Maycock.

Well spotted

Monty Python Mode On/

He's got a wife you know....

Monty Python Mode Off/
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Phoenix replied

3 May 2006, 12:14
Originally posted by PRC1964

I find it hard to believe that this thread has reached 3 pages with no sniggers over someone being called Jezz Maycock.

Standards are either slipping or I'm spending too much time over in "Test Please Delete".

Probably just a "Stage Name"
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PRC1964 replied

3 May 2006, 12:13
I find it hard to believe that this thread has reached 3 pages with no sniggers over someone being called Jezz Maycock.

Standards are either slipping or I'm spending too much time over in "Test Please Delete".
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Phoenix replied

3 May 2006, 12:04
CF Lacky:- "Boss!, Boss! I have a role her ethat no-one has applied for what shall I do?"

CF Management Type:- "Why don't you do a Google for "Contractor" and see where they all "hang out"?........Mutters to himself...."Dumb feck"!

CF Lacky:-Good Idea Boss!
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Fellman replied

3 May 2006, 12:04
Originally posted by Churchill

I very much doubt it. Junior roles aren't my gig.

Nice response
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Churchill replied

3 May 2006, 11:37
Originally posted by Fellman

Perhaps, but my successes out-weigh my defeats.

Could you be one of the candidates that they put up against me?

I very much doubt it. Junior roles aren't my gig.
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Fellman replied

3 May 2006, 10:51
Originally posted by Churchill

Perhaps you're a fuqwit and they don't like dealing with you, has this ever crossed your mind?

I've had numerous contracts through futures and wouldn't hesitate to work through them again. In fact they've supplied one of my new recruits and have proven themselves on both sides of the equation.

Dodgy, we're recruiting staffers, I'll send you the job spec when I get it.

Perhaps, but my successes out-weigh my defeats.

Could you be one of the candidates that they put up against me?
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Churchill replied

3 May 2006, 10:47
Originally posted by Fellman

Well 2, but the same lame excuses apply.

Perhaps you're a fuqwit and they don't like dealing with you, has this ever crossed your mind?

I've had numerous contracts through futures and wouldn't hesitate to work through them again. In fact they've supplied one of my new recruits and have proven themselves on both sides of the equation.

Dodgy, we're recruiting staffers, I'll send you the job spec when I get it.
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Fellman replied

3 May 2006, 10:43
Originally posted by Churchill

How many "Perm" jobs have you had then?

Well 2, but the same lame excuses apply.
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Churchill replied

3 May 2006, 10:42
Originally posted by Fellman

I would like to add to the negative impression of CF.
When I have had to use rec firms, CF have always told me that I am unsuitable, despite me then getting the position via another rec firm and then being told that I was the best candidate amongst a load of lackys put forward by CF! This has held true for both perm and contract

How many "Perm" jobs have you had then?
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Fellman replied

3 May 2006, 10:38
I would like to add to the negative impression of CF.
When I have had to use rec firms, CF have always told me that I am unsuitable, despite me then getting the position via another rec firm and then being told that I was the best candidate amongst a load of lackys put forward by CF! This has held true for both perm and contract
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Mordac replied

3 May 2006, 10:27
Very brave of you to come on here, given the low opinion most real contractors have of your organisation (by which I mean the whole S3 stable). I have had the unpleasant experience of contracting through two S3 companies, and hell would have to freeze over before I would even consider doing it for a third time.
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MrsGoof replied

3 May 2006, 10:27
Originally posted by Computer Futures

opting in of the IR35 regulations or Opting out of them. So that would generally constitute a no.

Hence why at the bottom it said it must be someone else. I can simplify if needs be.

I'm asking anyone if they are interested in a role. If they are, they are and if not then they're not.

cheers

you really are a clueless feckwit, just like the rest of your co. (so I understand)

listen carfully

You can NOT OPT In / OUT of IR35

have you tried reading the guides on this website, they are usefull, sadly you have to be able read
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