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[psychocandy]

Was in the sauna earlier when this fit(and I mean fit) bird with large, firm pointy breasticles stuffed into a tiny swimming cossie walked in.

Well I had to have a gawp. I nodded at the fella next to me. She then stretched, giving an incredible view, before walking right up to me, sitting down and then turning to the bloke next to me, giving him a quick kiss and saying hi.

Her fricking boyfriend!

And he gave me a bloody dirty look.

Had similar thing once. Was with my mate and a few other fellas in sauna and this cracking bird walked in.

My mate saw me looking and motioned me to go outside for a quick word. He knew the bird a bit and one of the other fellas in the sauna apparently was her bf who was a bit of a psycho. Just got out of prison for GBH for putting someone in hospital for looking at his bird.

Lets just say I didn't give her a second glance when I went back in....

[psychocandy]

Was just queueing for a coffee and couldn't help but find my eyes wandering over the bird in front of me in the queue.

Looked pretty good from behind; nice legs, skin tight skirt which revealed one of those panty-lines that only comes half way up the behind.

I like that .

Then she turned around - probably about 35 - 40 but in very good shape. Pert little ninnies - I was almost tempted to tell that her it's rude to point!

Might have to pop out to the carpark to perform a bit of Hand Solo in the Landy. I

In other totty related news, it has been reported that Courtney Love got her jubblies out on stage at a concert in Brazil NSFW.

FTFY

[Arturo Bassick]

While we're in 'sid the sexist mode' I too prefer playing on a golf course with more than one hole.

Not sure about the three hole ones though, can get a bit muddy on the way back.

OLD JOKE ALERT.

Business man visiting Japan. Picks a girl and has terrific sex, has her screaming with joy through most of it. Next day he is playing golf with his new business partners. At the first he makes a particularly fine put. To show his joy and that he has learned some of the local language he shouts the same joyous words his girl had shouted. His Japanese business and golf partners congratulate him and then one of them says "but why you shout wrong hole".

[doodab]

The Japanese have a word "bakkushan" that means exactly this.

[PAH]

You don't have to look at the mantel piece while poking the fire

trouble is, i like poking the mantel piece

While we're in 'sid the sexist mode' I too prefer playing on a golf course with more than one hole.

Not sure about the three hole ones though, can get a bit muddy on the way back.

[Arturo Bassick]

This thread is useless without pictures!

[EternalOptimist]

They're known as BOBFOCs - "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch".

aka 'Kronenbergs'

from Kronenberg 1664, 16 from the back, 64 from the front

[BrilloPad]

Was in the sauna earlier when this fit(and I mean fit) bird with large, firm pointy breasticles stuffed into a tiny swimming cossie walked in.

Well I had to have a gawp. I nodded at the fella next to me. She then stretched, giving an incredible view, before walking right up to me, sitting down and then turning to the bloke next to me, giving him a quick kiss and saying hi.

Her fricking boyfriend!

And he gave me a bloody dirty look.

Try the saunas in Austria. Really fit birds and they wear nothing.

[Support Monkey]

So was she a butterface (pronounced but-her-face)?

Clearest example of one of those I've come across so far was a fit barmaid at a local near the b&b I was staying in on my first ever contract.

Cracking body but she looked a spitting image of her dad who was a farmer, and could have been related to Rod Stewart.

Still tempted after a few pints but glad there's more than the missionary for missions like that.

You don't have to look at the mantel piece while poking the fire

trouble is, i like poking the mantel piece

[TinTrump]

So was she a butterface (pronounced but-her-face)?

Thanks to the book "The Meaning of Tingo" I employ the Japanese
bakkushan for such a lady.

Urban Dictionary: bakku-shan

[Gonzo]

I was on the tube one day and this young woman caught my eye.

Nice legs I thought.

Nice shape.

I like the way she's dressed.

Nice hair.

Nice eyes.

Nice mouth.




Nice, er, adam's apple




I lost interest at that point.

[MarillionFan]

Was in the sauna earlier when this fit(and I mean fit) bird with large, firm pointy breasticles stuffed into a tiny swimming cossie walked in.

Well I had to have a gawp. I nodded at the fella next to me. She then stretched, giving an incredible view, before walking right up to me, sitting down and then turning to the bloke next to me, giving him a quick kiss and saying hi.

Her fricking boyfriend!

And he gave me a bloody dirty look.

[Freamon]

They're known as BOBFOCs - "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch".

Or as Ali G would say, "nice personality".

[Taita]

With a view to getting a bird beam end up on the bonnet of my Landy, the face is of secondary importance to be honest.

Landy???? No wonder the permies laugh!

[MarillionFan]

Pacharan meet Wilmslow. Wilmslow, this is Pacharan. He is your new cellmate

ftfy