Bazoomas

[vetran]

This one made me laugh!

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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a ******* divorce

[MarillionFan]

boing

[MarillionFan]

Right. Which village idiot moved this? This was a contracting thread.

I demand you put these wobbly bits back in General!!!

This is censorship. I bet my PM's have been hacked as well!!!

[PAH]

Good job you didn't paste in some of the comments.

That's what happens when you have an unmoderated website.

Oh, we're in Light Relief, don't usually come in here. This is what happens when you have a moderated website.

[EternalOptimist]

Yeah, but like all women, she knows what she's doing.

I laugh when women display their goods on a tray and complain that blokes stare at them or are only interested in their tits.

aye


I love my boobs


'So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.'

[PAH]

Most distracting..

Yeah, but like all women, she knows what she's doing.

I laugh when women display their goods on a tray and complain that blokes stare at them or are only interested in their tits.

[nealus]

I'm not fussy as long as they're not obviously fake. I prefer fried eggs to christmas puddings.

I've finally nailed down my desire to flee the UK for greener grass. Watching Jasmine Harman on A Place in the Sun: Home or Away. She always has some cracking cleavage on show.

I find myself tuning into A Place in the Sun occasionally simply to admire Jasmine Harman. Half the time I don't even realise what country the poor property-seeking couple are supposed to be in.. Most distracting..

[TestMangler]

Anything more than a handful is a waste.

As my old grandad used to say, there are two things in this life that don't exist. Too much money and tits that are too big

[SimonMac]

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

FTFY

[Churchill]

Anything more than a handful is a waste.

[PAH]

I'm not fussy as long as they're not obviously fake. I prefer fried eggs to christmas puddings.

I've finally nailed down my desire to flee the UK for greener grass. Watching Jasmine Harman on A Place in the Sun: Home or Away. She always has some cracking cleavage on show.

[gingerjedi]

...I think I'm settling for small-medium, fit in the hand and firm.

You're the wrong side of 40, happens to us all.

Try and cut back on the cake and get some exercise.

[MarillionFan]

How do you like them?

Small? Big? Firm? Soft? Pointy? Droopy? Fit in the hand? More than a handful?
Theres a women in the office who wears a fantastic bra keeps them up, pointy and pert, you cannot help but look. I think I'm settling for small-medium, fit in the hand and firm.