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Previously on "Alternative uses of the word "wink" (Originally safe for work, but anything's possibl"

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  • kontracta Matt
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    Sorry - I've just seen PRC1964's post to a property in the same neck of the woods.

    My eyesight must be going

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  • kontracta Matt
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    I always liked travelling down this road when I lived in Melbourne:

    Map of Ernst Wanke Rd, Narre Warren North, VIC | whereis.com

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Sssh now little one. This is a grown up thread for grown ups.
    And that's your best comeback? You make DP look like Jimmy Carr.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Oh, and there used to be Wankie National park in Zimbabwe but they renamed to Hwange for some bizarre reason.

    Hwange National Park - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    It's the Swahil word for wank

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  • PRC1964
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    Oh, and there used to be Wankie National park in Zimbabwe but they renamed to Hwange for some bizarre reason.

    Hwange National Park - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  • PRC1964
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    Wanke Crescent property

    Nice sofas, I wonder if they'd be prepared to include them in the sale?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Are you coming?
    No, it is just the way he is sitting. Boom boom!!

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Sssh now little one. This is a grown up thread for grown ups.
    I beg to differ.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I believe I can see it from my balcony.

    There is a Herr Wank in my building as well.
    Ace

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Mount Wank is a German mountain close to the Austrian border in the southwestern Estergebirge range near Garmisch-Partenkirchen. The peak is 1780 metres above mean sea level.
    Linky
    I believe I can see it from my balcony.

    There is a Herr Wank in my building as well.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well in that case, you can both fook off!
    Are you coming?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Sssh now little one. This is a grown up thread for grown ups.
    Well in that case, you can both fook off!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

    Wank is a surname, and may refer to: * Andreas Wank (born 1988), German ski jumper * Roland Wank (1898-1970), Hungarian architect
    Linky

    So there you have it.

    Just off to deed pole my surname.
    Is there a Richard Wank?

    Edit: Yes, I see from Google that there are loads of Dick Wanks on the internet.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    No need, it's what we all call you already.
    Sssh now little one. This is a grown up thread for grown ups.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Just off to deed pole my surname.
    No need, it's what we all call you already.

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