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  • BolshieBastard
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    A mosquito bit me on the nut sack. It's driving me mad.
    It actually penetrated your sack rather than bit it!

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    A mosquito bit me on the nut sack. It's driving me mad.
    Are you sure it's not a sasguru? (CUK parlance for Genital Wart)

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  • xoggoth
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    If it flies off and bites a lady on the equivalent (not up on my Profanisaurus terms) maybe she could get pregnant.

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  • doodab
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    I am going to squish on sight, if it's pregnant that will be a bonus.

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  • dang65
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    What are you going to do if it gets pregnant?

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  • doodab
    started a topic Ouch

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    A mosquito bit me on the nut sack. It's driving me mad.
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