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Previously on "I wish I knew how to do my own video"
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I wish I knew how to do my own video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBACofOFz4
But with these subtitles:
Tech1- Our network technicians report an IP block based on this subnet here.
The ContractorUK website no longer pings
And the tracert stops right here.
Hitler - Whatever, I'll use my sockpuppet account.
Tech2 - My führer ... your ...
Tech3 - your account IP has been permanently suspended.
We can't post or respond to any posts.
Hitler - Everyone "Super Poster" or below... leave the room.
How the **** could this happen?
A Godlike account!
Don't they know who they are dealing with?
I had a custom status!
I read the community guidelines
I followed the terms of service
I know exactly what happened
I was reported by a BED-WETTER!
Contact Admin and tell him there's been a mistake!
Tech1- My Führer - admin never reads appeals. He just tells you to take your tulip elsewhere.
Hitler- **** THAT - TYPE IT IN CAPITALS!
Tech2 - My Führer, you could have toned it down after the first warning.
Hitler - Then how do you think I'd be able to generate long threads of bitch-slapping?
I've a right to wind up the bleeding liberals
They're just a bunch of useless parasites
Not REAL contractors at all
They should be grateful I even reply to them
Whinging on about being bullied
Then moaning when their post is moved to Light Relief
And the Light Relief section...
just filled with Test Please Delete
I bypassed the filters just once.
And the mods leapt on me like a pack of wolves.
These report nazis are so ****ing sensitive
I just wanted to kill some time at work
And give my opinion on pointless polls
**** it
There's only one thing I can do
I'm going over to MumsNet
Lady - don't worry. He's not that desperate.Tags: None
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