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Previously on "I wish I knew how to do my own video"

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  • NotAllThere
    started a topic I wish I knew how to do my own video

    I wish I knew how to do my own video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBACofOFz4

    But with these subtitles:

    Tech1- Our network technicians report an IP block based on this subnet here.
    The ContractorUK website no longer pings
    And the tracert stops right here.

    Hitler - Whatever, I'll use my sockpuppet account.

    Tech2 - My führer ... your ...
    Tech3 - your account IP has been permanently suspended.
    We can't post or respond to any posts.

    Hitler - Everyone "Super Poster" or below... leave the room.
    How the **** could this happen?
    A Godlike account!
    Don't they know who they are dealing with?
    I had a custom status!
    I read the community guidelines
    I followed the terms of service
    I know exactly what happened
    I was reported by a BED-WETTER!
    Contact Admin and tell him there's been a mistake!

    Tech1- My Führer - admin never reads appeals. He just tells you to take your tulip elsewhere.

    Hitler- **** THAT - TYPE IT IN CAPITALS!

    Tech2 - My Führer, you could have toned it down after the first warning.

    Hitler - Then how do you think I'd be able to generate long threads of bitch-slapping?
    I've a right to wind up the bleeding liberals
    They're just a bunch of useless parasites
    Not REAL contractors at all
    They should be grateful I even reply to them
    Whinging on about being bullied
    Then moaning when their post is moved to Light Relief
    And the Light Relief section...
    just filled with Test Please Delete
    I bypassed the filters just once.
    And the mods leapt on me like a pack of wolves.
    These report nazis are so ****ing sensitive
    I just wanted to kill some time at work
    And give my opinion on pointless polls
    **** it
    There's only one thing I can do
    I'm going over to MumsNet

    Lady - don't worry. He's not that desperate.

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