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Originally posted by Drewster View PostOhhh right....... in that case
What confused me (apart from anything else) was the fact that MF was celebrating an EPIC FAIL and I was wondering how anyone could catch anything from NOT kissing you let alone catch anything else from NOT doing anything else... if you see what I mean.....
Churchill mentioned Syphilis with regard to Alan Titchmarsh, not me.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIf you get diseases from kissing me, god knows what you'd get from doing anything else with me.
Geddit?
What confused me (apart from anything else) was the fact that MF was celebrating an EPIC FAIL and I was wondering how anyone could catch anything from NOT kissing you let alone catch anything else from NOT doing anything else... if you see what I mean.....
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostErrr Sorry Mz Poppins... I have not the faintest idea what you mean.....
"... I don't know what you get from anything else..."
you have lost me completely... I don't know wether to or or
Geddit?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post**** knows what you get from owt else.
"... I don't know what you get from anything else..."
you have lost me completely... I don't know wether to or or
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostFrom NOT kissing MP!
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostShirley that should get EPIC FAIL!!! Shot and Burned!!!
or perhaps as "Drewsters clumsy drunken attempt at coming on to Mary Poppins at a party." was not real in either the "drunken" or "party" or even "real people" aspects perhaps it should count as success - Booker Prize or something!!....... or maybe that thing that Alan Titmarsh got...
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWe haven't gotten around to 2010 yet. But when we do, I'm going to include Drewsters clumsy drunken attempt at coming on to Mary Poppins at a party.
FAIL!
or perhaps as "Drewsters clumsy drunken attempt at coming on to Mary Poppins at a party." was not real in either the "drunken" or "party" or even "real people" aspects perhaps it should count as success - Booker Prize or something!!....... or maybe that thing that Alan Titmarsh got...
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostFFS - This bloody Naughty Filter is pishing me off!! What on earth could be the problem with that!!!
It wasn't "Clothing Failures" was it???
FAIL!
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Originally posted by threaded View Post
It wasn't "Clothing Failures" was it???
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