Chasing the Pakora

[Numpty]

Have you ever dropped a pakora at an Indian restaurant and found yourself chasing it to pick it up?

Me neither.

Err, do you also lick the chutney spoon and put it back?

And, are you CyberCretin's sockpuppet?

[thunderlizard]

I usually get one of my wives to pick it up for me.

[EternalOptimist]

there was a bloke on here, claimed he used to eat pakoras off his knee whilst flying his stealth bomber

bit of a story-teller if you ask me

[DaveB]

Have you ever dropped a pakora at an Indian restaurant and found yourself chasing it to pick it up?

Me neither.

I once chased a cockroach accross the floor of an indian restaurent and dropped a glass over it.

[Clippy]

Have you ever dropped a pakora at an Indian restaurant and found yourself chasing it to pick it up?

Me neither.