Top 3 pimp's one-liners

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zara_backdog replied

11 January 2009, 11:42
Originally posted by mailric View Post

I know theres loads to choose from, but my top 3 have to be...

1. Who is it you reported to there? I know the Programme Director... his name is on the tip of my tongue, is it... John Smith?

2. "What's you rate?"

3. "Before we put you forward to the client, its company policy to ask you for two forms of ID, your company details, passport, driving license number, bank account details and approximate size of your penis."

I think you have just sumed up the total conversation that most agents have to offer !
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moorfield replied

9 January 2009, 19:53
Originally posted by mailric View Post

I know theres loads to choose from, but my top 3 have to be...

1. Who is it you reported to there? I know the Programme Director... his name is on the tip of my tongue, is it... John Smith?

2. "What's you rate?"

3. "Before we put you forward to the client, its company policy to ask you for two forms of ID, your company details, passport, driving license number, bank account details and approximate size of your penis."

My stock answers to these questions are:

1. <insert CEOs name + direct line from the internal directory>

2. Well another agency on their PSL has just spoken to me about this and is willing to put me forward at <rate i would accept> + 20%

3. Don't have a passport. Never needed one, never travelled abroad.
Don't have a driving license. Never needed one, never learnt to drive.
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thunderlizard replied

9 January 2009, 17:44
"You might get other agencies phoning about this one, but we're their only authorised supplier"
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Pondlife replied

9 January 2009, 15:05
Originally posted by mailric View Post

I know theres loads to choose from, but my top 3 have to be...

1. Who is it you reported to there? I know the Programme Director... his name is on the tip of my tongue, is it... John Smith?

2. "What's you rate?"

3. "Before we put you forward to the client, its company policy to ask you for two forms of ID, your company details, passport, driving license number, bank account details and approximate size of your penis."

Is that not on your CV?

I add it in so that they know my huge rate is just me over-compensating.
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mailric started a topic Top 3 pimp's one-liners

9 January 2009, 14:28
Top 3 pimp's one-liners

I know theres loads to choose from, but my top 3 have to be...

1. Who is it you reported to there? I know the Programme Director... his name is on the tip of my tongue, is it... John Smith?

2. "What's you rate?"

3. "Before we put you forward to the client, its company policy to ask you for two forms of ID, your company details, passport, driving license number, bank account details and approximate size of your penis."
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