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Previously on "Why are southerners such woofters?"
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostA quick search turned up this Shetland Island gay dating service, and you can't get much further north than that.
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its the churchill's antiseasbrookscripsism syndrome coupled with chronic hypopeasepuddingitis
terrible business
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Always amazes me how the word association thread stays in general
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postwhy is this in Light relief and the anti northern thread isn't??
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why is this in Light relief and the anti northern thread isn't??
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I think they watch Coronation Street and think "My God those women are strong up there, I’d be better off down here with my nice friend Elton and his Phillipino boy”
Whereas us real men know how to control the northern lasses.
I guess the best analogy is they are “driving” (what!, where?) nice little Fiats, whilst we are living on the edge in Ferrari Enzo’s, getting the best but aware that we might be killed at any second. (Of course the analogy breaks down when discussing lose back-ends!)Last edited by deano; 5 December 2008, 13:51.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostA quick search turned up this Shetland Island gay dating service, and you can't get much further north than that.
Look at the huge list towards the bottom - There must be gays on every island and speck of rock up there! In fact there are probably gays "camped" on Rockall.
All goes to show, the further north the more wooftahs there are
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A quick search turned up this Shetland Island gay dating service, and you can't get much further north than that.
Look at the huge list towards the bottom - There must be gays on every island and speck of rock up there! In fact there are probably gays "camped" on Rockall.
All goes to show, the further north the more wooftahs there are
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs it the sub-tropical climate?
The proximity to France?
The latte macchiato?
Shortage of Vimto?
Too many Australians?
I think this has left the southerners genetically predisposed towards woofterism
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